“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”
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Final Pun Day.
For this January that is. I hope I didn’t get your hopes up . 🙂
Here we go.
Enjoy or endure!
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The Inventor of the jug died today.
Tributes have been pouring in.
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I asked my friend if he is a compulsive shouter.
The answer was a resounding yes.
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Caught a bloke in the changing room earlier,
holding my jacket saying he thought it was his!
I think he was trying it on.
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I don’t like my wife going out drinking
with the girls from the nail bar.
They always end up getting hammered.
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This girl, Rene Wals, is obsessed with me.
She keeps sending me emails.
She works at GoDaddy, but I think she’s a moron
— she spells her name “Renewals.”
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The first rule of Palindrome Club is
si bulC emordnilaP fo elur tsrif ehT.
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Is a woman who can’t have a baby,
unbearable, impregnable or inconceivable?
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My girlfriend was complaining
that I never buy her flowers.
I didn’t even know she sold them.
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My wife asked me how much I like
the new GPS she bought for me
I replied, “Well, I’d be lost without it.”
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I think I first realized that my drinking
had got out of control when my doctor
referred me to a Bacardiologist.
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I call my weed “The Quran”
Because burning that shit will get you stoned.
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My wife found out that I’d been moving her
bookmark forward a few pages every night.
She really lost the plot.
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I was checking out this blonde girl,
when the librarian said,
“Sir, we only lend out books in here.”
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Girlfriend: You have to make a choice,
it’s either me or your career as a news reporter.
Me: Well, I’ve got some news for you then.
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A teacher asks her class
“Can anyone tell me the name of Robin Hood’s girlfriend?”
Little Paddy raises his hand and says
“Yes Miss, it’s Trudy Glen.”
“No Paddy, the answer is Maid Marion.”
“But Miss, what about the song?
Robin Hood, Robin Hood, riding Trudy Glen.”
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