“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”
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I’m tempted to say that you need a clip round the ear if you don’t like puns, but I know you do.
Why else would you be here?
Unless it’s for pun-ishment.
Enjoy or endure!!
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Why are photographers always so depressed?
Because they always focus on the negatives.
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I bought a flea circus yesterday,
but one of them won’t go on the high wire.
It’s a nervous tick.
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I played in a football match
that ended in a 2-2 draw.
No 1-1
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I don’t mind doing crosswords,
but dot to dot puzzles are where I draw the line.
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What do you call it when a prisoner
falls from the top of a building?
Condescending.
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I invented the upside down house.
It’s now a top cellar.
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To neigh or not to neigh.
That is equestrian.
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Support your local
search and rescue squad.
Get lost
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Why did the Mafia boss cross the road?
Revenge!
The road had crossed him the week before.
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My uncle slipped on some beans last week.
If only he had the benefit of Heinz sight.
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I took my dog to a car showroom today.
I turned to him and said,
“They have an interesting Range Rover.”
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If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end,
someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them,
five or six at a time, on a hill, in the fog.
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