“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”
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Okay, wipe that smirk off your faces.
Of course I haven’t run out of puns. Whoever would believe such a thing.
And just to prove it, here are some more.
Enjoy, I know you will.
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I ate the burger with relish.
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Q: Why did Mozart kill all his chickens ?
A: Because all they would say was ” Bach , Bach ………Bach , Bach”
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You say that this beverage is non-alcoholic.
But where is the proof?
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The best vitamin for making friends is B-1.
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When they said I was mad I went out and got drunk.
I guess it was a choice between having a bottle in front of me
or a frontal lobotomy.
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When the artist tried to draw a cube he had a mental block.
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Coffee is for mugs
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Just been on bigbustycoons.com
Damn, those guys have really good bus companies.
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My wife shouted upstairs, “The sun’s just come out.”
I thought great, threw on some shorts and
flip flops and shot down the stairs.
I was rather shocked when I got down to find
our lad holding hands with his mate Michael.
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There’s no denying it, Rap is 75% Crap
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I just saw an advert for the new film: ‘The Hole – Now in 3D!’
Well, surely it has to be in 3D otherwise it’s just a circle.
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You invented White Out didn’t you?
Correct me If I’m wrong….
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A lot of stupid people who don’t keep up with current
affairs still don’t know who Kim Jong Un is.
Duhhh, she is the leader of North Korea.
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An unnamed weatherman has reacted angrily to being
sacked because he always gives cold gloomy forecasts.
So I guess it’s no more mist and ice guy.
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Q. What makes a riot?
A. Three dyslexics.
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A colleague just burst into my office
while I was busy working
and demanded to know what an
electrical synapse in the human body was.
The nerve.
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Did you hear about the guy who got his thrills
by shoving resistors up his bottom.
He definitely sounds like an Ohmosexual to me.
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My internet bride got delivered today.
She’s the WiFi always dreamed of.
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If you were lost in fog, would you be mist?
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Finally some news from this week on the stock market.
Helium was up, but feathers were down.
Paper was stationary, but pencils lost a few points.
Elevators rose but escalators continued their slow decline.
Switches were off and mining equipment hit rock bottom.
The raisin market has dried up.
Pampers remained unchanged while Sun peaked at mid-day.
Andrex tissues touched a new bottom.
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