“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”
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Procrastinators may unite tomorrow if they want, but for the rest of us today is Pun Day.
Yes, more awful jokes and word play fun.
So, enjoy or endure!
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I just realised that
“stats” is palindromic.
What are the odds of that?!
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“Hey Harry, how much were
those broom sticks?” Asked Ron.
“Quid each”, replied Harry.
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I thought my wife was happy
to fully repair my jeans.
Or at least sew its seams.
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I submitted a 16:9 picture of my farm
to the photography contest.
They didn’t like the crop.
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My fine art and fragrances business has failed.
The perfumes sold well, but I didn’t really know
how to market the paintings I’d bought.
Now I’ve got more Monet than scents.
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You feel stuck with your debt
if you can’t budge it.
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The inventor of predictive text has died.
His funfair will be hello on Sundial.
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I’m a judge in graffiti competitions.
It’s as exciting as watching paint dry.
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Ghetto blasters.
They’re an 80s stereotype.
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I accidentally sprinkled marijuana into my mayonnaise.
It reminded me of Holland Days.
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I once got a butterfly high
by giving it concentrated speed.
It was a crystal moth
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When I broke the news to my little
brother that he had diabetes,
I tried not to sugarcoat it.
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Constipation:
same old s**t,
different day.
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Is it just me or are Polish cleaners
really bad at brushing up?
Sorry that was a
sweeping generalization.
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My laptop is broken.
It just keeps playing
“Someone Like You”
over and over again.
Probably because it’s a Dell.
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