“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”
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I probably should have said that they lose their faculties and end up as a pun.
In case you haven’t guessed it yet, today is another Pun Day.
So….
Enjoy or endure!
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I call my house Lautrec
because it’s got two loos.
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Beauty is in the eye
of the beerholder.
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The UN. Bringing us all together
by ending conflicts around the world.
Peace by Peace.
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Turns out my ex girlfriend Big Amy
had a secret husband.
If only there had been some clue.
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Lawyers are like rhinoceroses:
thick-skinned, short-sighted
and always ready to charge.
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Hey girls,
get yourself a Fisherman,
they’re reel men.
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How did I escape Iraq?
Iran
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My Dermatological Clinic
just wished me Merry Eczemas.
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My wife suggested I go for
acupuncture treatment to cure me
from making annoying timber puns.
I can’t see why that woodwork.
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Let me correct you –
the London Underground
is not a political movement.
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It’s ironic that discus isn’t a sport
that many people talk about.
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The Lawn Tennis Association’s website
has a fault they are having
problems with their server.
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Many Americans oppose any change
to The Second Amendment of the
United States Constitution.
They’re really sticking to their guns.
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I ordered a whole duck at the
Chinese restaurant last night!
It was great until I got to the bill.
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Last night I dreamt I was
writing ‘Lord of the Rings’.
Turns out I was Tolkien in my sleep.
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