“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”
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Some more questions about those mysteries of life that most of us just seem to accept. It’s a good job that not everyone is so mild mannered.
Enjoy.
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Why do they call it the ‘Department of Interior’ when they are in charge of everything outdoors?
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Why does Jello have a smell when you add the powder in the water, but when it ‘gels’ the smell is gone?
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Why are dogs noses always wet?
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If a bee is allergic to pollen would it get the hives?
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Why do people say ‘heads up’ when what you should really do is duck?
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Why is it okay for dudes to slap other dudes’ asses in football, but not in any other situation?
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If one man says, ‘it was an uphill battle’, and another says, ‘it went downhill from there’, how could they both be having troubles?
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Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
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If you get cheated by the Better Business Bureau, who do you complain to?
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If you blew a bubble in space would it pop?
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How come all of the planets are spherical?
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How did the first women ever to shave their legs know that the skin wouldn’t just peel right off?
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When a pregnant lady has twins, are there one or two umbilical cords?
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Why doesn’t Winnie the Pooh ever get stung by the bees he messes with?
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Why do they put holes in crackers?
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Can you still say ‘Put it where the sun don’t shine’ on a nude beach?
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What do people in China call their good plates?
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How come toy hippos are always blue, or purple, when real hippos are brown?
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If an escalator breaks down, does it become stairs?
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Why did they call him Donkey Kong if he is not a donkey?
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