They Say If You Don’t Know Something You Should Ask – Well……

“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”

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Some more questions about those mysteries of life that most of us just seem to accept. It’s a good job that not everyone is so mild mannered.

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Why do they call it the ‘Department of Interior’ when they are in charge of everything outdoors?

US Dept Of The Interior Seal.

Why does Jello have a smell when you add the powder in the water, but when it ‘gels’ the smell is gone?

jello.

Why are dogs noses always wet?

dog nose.

If a bee is allergic to pollen would it get the hives?

bee.

Why do people say ‘heads up’ when what you should really do is duck?

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Why is it okay for dudes to slap other dudes’ asses in football, but not in any other situation?

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If one man says, ‘it was an uphill battle’, and another says, ‘it went downhill from there’, how could they both be having troubles?

uphill battle  -  all downhill from here
uphill battle – all downhill from here

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Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?

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If you get cheated by the Better Business Bureau, who do you complain to?

Better Business Bureau logo.

If you blew a bubble in space would it pop?

bubble.

How come all of the planets are spherical?

square planet.

How did the first women ever to shave their legs know that the skin wouldn’t just peel right off?

first women to shave their legs.

When a pregnant lady has twins, are there one or two umbilical cords?

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Why doesn’t Winnie the Pooh ever get stung by the bees he messes with?

Winnie the Pooh.

Why do they put holes in crackers?

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Can you still say ‘Put it where the sun don’t shine’ on a nude beach?

nudist beach.

What do people in China call their good plates?

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How come toy hippos are always blue, or purple, when real hippos are brown?

purple hippo.

If an escalator breaks down, does it become stairs?

broken escalator.

Why did they call him Donkey Kong if he is not a donkey?

donkey kong

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20 thoughts on “They Say If You Don’t Know Something You Should Ask – Well……

  1. Planets are round due to distribution of mass caused by their rotation. And a soap bubble wouldn’t form, because bubbles require air pressure on the outside AND inside. And “where the sun don’t shine” is in perpetual blackness, unless you’re like the picture at the top of your blog!
    You’re on your own for the rest! 😉

    • Thanks for all that, informative as ever. But I think we better set up a helpline for distressed Borg who have been searching the universe for a square planet where they can park their square spaceship.
      Re the picture, that’s a bureaucrat, I’m not that supple, 🙂

      • I said the picture LIKE you, not that the picture WAS you. Oh, and dogs’ noses aren’t always wet and/or cold – it depends on far more criteria than I know. And haven’t you seen the Trek movies with Borg spheres? You gotta quit working on these topics so hard, and go have some FUN! Go blow some IRIDESCENT bubbles – not white ones! (There’s not enough concentration of colouring agent, I think, is why the froth looks white.) 😉

        • Whoops, you got me good, I forgot about Borg spheres. 😦 However, scurrying quickly to my own defense and changing the subject, I do remember the planet Htrae from my comic reading days that Supermen made into a square – and that’s a fact (in the fictional sense, of course.)

      • Ah yes, comic-book breath, but the world was CREATED round, via natural forces. It was only ENGINEERED to be square later on! 😀
        Speaking of weird worlds (as opposed to the weird occupants thereof), check out http://www.orionsarm.com. It’s a “hard” (tech-heavy) sci-fi online creation, with lots of stuff like Dyson spheres, “planets” suspended over a small stellar core, ringworlds and lots of spacial habitats. Good stuff, though VERY daunting in some of their science. Good luck – you’ll need it! 😉

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