”Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”
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Once again the clue is in the title.
Another pun day.
The usual mixture of puns, word play and jokes of varying quality.
Enjoy!
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What do you call a lion wearing a stylish hat?
A dandy lion.
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I just walked into my Sarcastics Anonymous club, five minutes late.
They said, “Oh, nice of you to join us.”
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What are the chances of me coming up
with a pun about being overweight?
Slim.
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I was minding my own business
when I thought to myself,
“Maybe becoming a self-employed security guard
wasn’t such a good idea.”
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Mein Kampf.
Contains “Adolf humour”
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I have discovered that if you rearrange the letters of:
“THE POST OFFICE”
…you severely piss off the mailmen.
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I’ve opened an online dating company
especially designed for deaf mutes.
It’s called ‘The Conversations Ltd.’
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My girlfriend is temperamental.
That’s 50% temper and 50% mental.
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I have been working in a mirror factory for years now.
It’s what I’ve always seen myself doing.
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Why do they take organs from pigs and give them to humans?
Because pigs can’t play organs.
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Tom Cruise:
taking the art out of being a ‘bartender’
since 1988.
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It was a busy night at the Bulimic support clinic.
The place was heaving.
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I have a contact lens problem.
I have no contact lens solution.
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What’s big, grey and doesn’t matter?
An Irr-elephant.
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The Beastie Boys are launching a new five-part fanzine,
documenting their rise to stardom.
Parts A to D will be freely available in the shops
for general purchase but, consistent with their band’s ethos,
you’ll have to fight for your right to Part E.
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