“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”
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All generalizations are false, except for the one that says people enjoy puns or word plays.
Just to prove the point here is another selection.
Enjoy or endure!!
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There are only five vowels but
nobody’s ever thought to ask y.
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A 600 pound man committed suicide
by jumping into a ravine.
He gorged himself to death.
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What do you call a
vicar on a motorbike?
Rev.
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I lost my job as Donald Duck at
Disneyworld after I put on some weight.
I just didn’t fit the bill.
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Mirror inspecting is a job
I can’t really see myself doing.
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My friend’s wife is really ugly.
So I asked him one day,
“Why do you take her out so much?”
“So I don’t have to kiss her goodbye,” he confessed.
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An ice rink is a good place
to go to pick up women.
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I wouldn’t say the cruise ship was old
but it was insured against fire, piracy,
and falling off the edge of the world.
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If I get one more request to do a somersault,
I’m gonna flip.
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If vegetarians love animals so much,
why do they eat all their food?
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I left my last girlfriend because
she wouldn’t stop counting.
I often wonder what she’s up to now.
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My son is learning to play the guitar
How clef-er.
Wonder if he’ll ever be as good as this kid?
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