“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”
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Astronomy is indeed looking up and so is today now that you’ve realized it’s Pun Day.
Lots more word play below, so…
Enjoy or endure!!
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My friends say
I always contradict them,
but I disagree.
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I applied for a loan,
but the bank had zero percent interest.
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For every action,
there is a social media over-reaction.
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I went to the museum and saw a Van Gogh painting.
Underneath it said “Loaned anonymously.”
I went to the front desk and said,
“I’d like my Van Gogh back now, please.”
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Quantum mechanics:
The dreams stuff is made of.
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I was a whisker away from finding
an entire utensil set yesterday.
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Pyongyang
– the only capital city that sounds
like a ricochet sound effect
from an old fashioned Western.
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My friend has just had surgery.
‘Surgery’ being the operative word.
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I was playing scrabble with my dad
when he spelled the word “stneve”.
It was an unexpected turn of events.
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Do deaf mathematicians
speak in sine language?
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They say when a man meets the right woman,
he is complete.
They say when a man meets the wrong woman,
he is finished.
They say when the right woman
meets the wrong woman with the man,
he is completely finished.
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Stupidity is not a handicap.
Park elsewhere.
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