“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”
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It is just as hard to guage the size of a monorail as it is to guage the popularity of puns.
Here is another selection of word plays that may help you make up your mind.
Enjoy or endure!!
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According to ‘serving suggestions’
I’m a family of four
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Me and my friend used to spend
all our time together in a tree-house,
but then we fell out.
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I come from a small town
whose population never changes.
Every time a woman falls pregnant,
someone leaves town.
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A synanym is a word you use
in place of one you can’t spell.
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It’s difficult to say something tongue-in-cheek
without people thinking you have a speech impediment.
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I had the right to remain silent,
unfortunately I didn’t have the ability.
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It’s my first session with the
Impatience Support Group is tonight
…….. I can’t wait.
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I realized I didn’t have many friends
when I tried to text Ben,
scrolled down my contacts list
and accidentally texted William.
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My doctor said to me,
“Do you know your sperm count?”
I said,
“No, I didn’t know they were that clever.”
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Did you hear about the American
who went on a holiday to India and
didn’t manage to see a single wig wam?
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How does a woman scare a Gynaecologist?
By becoming a Ventriloquist.
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Finally, here’s a joke for
all the mind readers out there….
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