“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”
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Bad actors do get their work cut out, fortunately for both them and those of us who watch their movies.
However, bad puns are never cut out because the worse they are the better they are.
And here’s another selection to prove it.
Enjoy or endure.
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It’s not my fault I blame
everyone else for my mistakes.
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Steve Jobs,
a man who lived life to the macs
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I haven’t made a prediction
in my life and I never will.
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There are two types of people in this world.
Those who can extrapolate incomplete data
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I have trouble taking responsibility for my actions.
I blame my parents.
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The life of a snail is taken
with a pinch of salt.
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“I’m worried that those plants are artificial.”
“They’re not.”
“Well that’s a real leaf.”
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My motto is:
If you can’t beat them,
what’s the point in becoming a teacher?
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I’ve just arrived at the camouflage club
and I can see we have a big turnout.
Which is really disappointing.
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Whilst buying some nuts today
I noticed the pack said
“stachios”…
I thought…
someone’s taken the pis
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Be a scientist.
If at first you don’t succeed,
redefine success.
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One way or another I’m going to
have to stop quoting Blondie lyrics.
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