“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”
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Our look at labels for idiots by idiots continues with this selection.
I’m not sure which is the worst, those written for the idiots or the ones that the idiots have obviously written themselves.
Have a look and make up your own mind.
Enjoy.
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“Not suitable for children aged 36 months or less.”
On a birthday card for a 1 year old.
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“Do not recharge, put in backwards, or use.”
On a battery.
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“Warning: Do not use on eyes.”
In the manual for a heated seat cushion.
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“Do not look into laser with remaining eye.”
On a laser pointer.
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“Do not use for drying pets.”
In the manual for a microwave oven.
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“For use on animals only.”
On an electric cattle prod.
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“For use by trained personnel only.”
On a can of air freshener.
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“Keep out of reach of children and teenagers.”
Also on a can of air freshener.
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“Remember,
objects in the mirror
are actually behind you.”
On a motorcycle helmet-mounted rear-view mirror.
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“Warning: Riders of personal watercraft
may suffer injury due to the forceful injection
of water into body cavities either by
falling into the water or while mounting the craft.”
In the manual for a jetski.
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“Warning:
Do not climb inside this bag and zip it up.
Doing so will cause injury and death.”
A label inside a protective bag (for fragile objects),
which measures 15cm by 15cm by 12cm.
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“Do not use as ear plugs.”
On a package of silly putty.
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