“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”
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Yes folks, sadly, the idiots have invaded the state organizations in Florida too.
And they are doing what they do best – inflicting needless misery on ordinary decent people.
This time the victim is a teenage girl, Kiera Wilmot, who has been expelled from her school and was arrested and charged with causing a totally harmless “explosion” by mixing household products in a plastic bottle.
The incident happened when she and another pupil of the school, mixed up some common household products in a plastic bottle – having heard that something amusing might result.
They did it outdoors on school premises. The resulting “blast” was not even sufficient to rupture the plastic bottle, merely popping off the top and generating some smoke.
Unfortunately for the luckless teenager, however, an idiot was at hand in the form of an assistant principal. He called the police and idiot number two, the responding officer, phoned idiot number three, a state prosecutor (named in the police report as Assistant State Attorney Tammy Glotfelty).
Isn’t it strange they way they all know each other – there must be a Secret Idiot Network, a bit like the Masons, that you are asked to join when you are deemed to be stupid enough!
Idiot three, the Assistant State Attorney, also known as a “R-Q’er” or “Regulation Quoter”, advised that Kiera be charged with “possessing or discharging weapons or firearms at a school sponsored event or on school property” and “making, possessing, throwing, projecting, placing or discharging any destructive device”.
As a result, local education officials (idiots 4 thru whatever), decided that Kiera had to be expelled from school.
Now the poor girl will have to try to complete her education in an “expulsion program”, and faces the future stigma of a serious criminal conviction.
In case you are wondering, Kiera’s killer cocktail consisted of nothing more than toilet cleaner and aluminum foil, so if you have either or both of these in your home – and I bet you do – then I guess if the wrong idiot came along he could charge you with having bomb-making materials! Never mind, they say the weather is nice and warm at Guantanimo.
Prior to her career as a bomb-maker, Kiera had never been in trouble. Even her school principle, Ron Pritchard, told WTSP News, “She is a good kid. She has never been in trouble before. Ever.”
Ron, in my opinion, you would be a lot better off getting rid of that idiot assistant of yours who started all this nonsense, rather than a good student.
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If, having read this, you feel the urge to help Kiera, there is an online petition addressed to several relevant local officials that says:
Please, do the right thing. Drop these charges and apologize for the incredible turmoil you have created.
To go to the petition please click here
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Remember, as I say at the start of every post, we have to “Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”. Otherwise one day they might be coming for YOU!
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I hope she continues her science career and carries off some grand award (Nobel perhaps) in the future. That’ll show the idiot patrol.
Thanks. Good comment. I hope she does too and good luck to her.
When I was in school a kid brought a gun to school. The teacher took it away from him, took him to the hallway, administered a paddling, sent him back to class, and gave him and “F” for not turning in his homework. The kid was no problem after that. That was it.
Those were the days when the grown ups had more sense than the kids. What happened???
Funny, I always thought schools were about educating our young, not warehousing them. If a good student was trying to learn what happens when you mix a couple of chemicals together & did not cause harm to herself, any others or property & did not have the intention to hurt anyone, I think a warning would be & some detention for breaking some rule would be more in order.
Yes, excellent comments, but you are being sensible and applying common sense to the problem. These morons in charge possess neither which is what makes them dangerous. This blog is about humor mainly, but there is a serious side to it sometimes as well 😉
One of the few good things about living out here in the middle of nowhere, there’s practically no cops. An occasional sheriff driveby is about it. I don’t have to worry about an idiot neighbor calling on me, and the neighborhood is sufficiently intimidated that they don’t pull crap around me. 😀
You know, we had a kid in high school stick a pair of tweezers into an electrical outlet. Blew the whole school’s power out for hours. Fried the outlet stack he stuck them in. Amazingly, the kid wasn’t hurt, just got blasted across the room. He got a grand total of a chewing out from the principal, didn’t get to do any more lab experiments, and I suspect got a good paddling at home. He thought he was being cool doing it, but even his friends called him an idiot – the worst punishment.
If I was a kid in school today, I’d never get past 2nd grade … alive, at least….
When the kids have more sense than the assistant principle it’s time to fire the assistant principle.