“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”
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It always amazes me that politicians, who should be well aware that every word they say will be recorded somewhere, are so prone to speak without thinking.
On the other hand maybe they do think about what they are going to say and see nothing wrong with it. That is a very distinct possibility.
Either way it’s good for the rest of us.
We all like to laugh and who better to laugh at than a stupid politician.
Enjoy.
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”Feminism was established so as
to allow unattractive women easier access
to the mainstream of society.”
Rush Limbaugh
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“Schwarzenegger is going to find out that,
unlike a Hollywood movie set,
the bullets coming at him in this campaign
are going to be real bullets.”
Bob Mulholland, campaign adviser
for the California Democratic Party
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“We are not without accomplishment.
We have managed to distribute poverty equally.”
Nguen Co Thatch,
Vietnamese Foreign Minister.
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“When the President does it
that means that it’s not illegal.”
Richard M. Nixon
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“During my service in
the United States Congress,
I took the initiative in
creating the Internet.”
Al Gore.
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“Exercise freaks
… are the ones putting stress
on the health care system.”
Rush Limbaugh
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“Capital punishment is our way
of demonstrating the sanctity of life.”
Orrin Hatch
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“If you’ve seen one city slum,
you’ve seen them all.”
Spiro Agnew
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“From time to time there are going to
be things that occur that are acts of God
that cannot be prevented.”
Rick Perry,
on the BP oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico, in 2010
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”Well, I learned a lot….
I went down to (Latin America) to find out
from them and (learn) their views.
You’d be surprised.
They’re all individual countries.”
Ronald Reagan
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“We know that no one person can succeed
unless everybody else succeeds.”
Howard Dean.
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“The more toppings a man has on his pizza,
I believe the more manly he is.
A manly man don’t want it piled high with vegetables!
He would call that a sissy pizza.”
Herman Cain
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“What a terrible thing to have lost one’s mind.
Or not to have a mind at all.
How true that is.”
Vice President Dan Quayle
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“I’ve now been in 57 states
– I think one left to go.”
Barack Obama
at a campaign event in Beaverton, Oregon.
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“Stand up, Chuck, let ’em see ya.”
Joe Biden
to Missouri State Sen. Chuck Graham
… who’s in a wheelchair
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“In America,
anybody may become president,
and I suppose it’s just one of the risks you take.”
Adlai Stevenson
two-time Democratic presidential nominee
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