“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”
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It wouldn’t be a Monday without another selection of answers given by members of the public on television and radio quiz shows, where all that’s required to feature is a brain by-pass. As usual the hapless contestants employ all devices to come up with an answer – all devices that is except for intelligence and logic.
Read on and you’ll see.
Enjoy.
Q: Name something a man might ask for if he made a deal with the devil
A: Greed
Q: Name something people pitch
A: Tower
Q: Name a magazine that a mother would love to see her son on the cover of
A: USA Today
Q: Name a famous magician
A: Tom Cruise
Q: Name something a man might do to look good that he doesn’t want people to know about
A: Stuff his pants
Q: Name a fruit found in fruitcake
A: Booze
Q: An appliance you can’t live without
A: Spatula
Q: Name a bill that’s always more than you expected it to be
A: $100 bill
A: $50 bill
Q: Name a place you go to, to listen to music
A: iPod
Q: Name something you should do in moderation or you’ll be sorry later
A: Sex
Q: Name a card game that’s easy to cheat at
A: Checkers
Q: Name a famous resort area outside of the continental United States
A: Tahoe
Q: Name a time when people go to bed
A: Night
Q: Name a TV show that took place on an island, past or present
A: Miami Vice
A: General Hospital
Q: Name a real person who made a living scaring people
A: Red Skelton
Q: How often your parents punished you as a child
A: 5 times
Q: The city with the world’s greatest art collections
A: Europe
Q: Name a food people give as a gift
A: Lasagna
Q: Name something people associate with a sumo wrestler
A: Exposed buttocks
A: Their shoes
Q: Name a road sign that describes your love life
A: Do not enter
A: Slippery When Wet
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