“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”
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Today another selection of warnings signs and labels that were clearly either written for idiots or written by idiots. Perhaps a combination of both!
Don’t try to figure out why they wrote these things or you might hurt yourself.
Just enjoy.
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“Caution:
This is not a safety protective device.”
On a plastic toy helmet used as a container for popcorn.
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“Do not use near fire, flame, or sparks.”
On an “Aim-n-Flame” fireplace lighter.
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“Do not eat toner.”
On a toner cartridge for a laser printer.
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“Not intended for highway use.”
On a 13-inch wheel on a wheelbarrow.
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“This product is not to be used in bathrooms.”
On a Holmes bathroom heater.
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“Eating rocks may lead to broken teeth.”
On a novelty rock garden set called “Popcorn Rock.”
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“May irritate eyes.”
On a can of self-defense pepper spray.
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“Caution! Contents hot!”
On a Domino’s Pizza box.
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“Caution:
Hot beverages are hot!”
On a coffee cup.
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“Warning:
May contain small parts.”
On a frisbee.
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“Please keep out of children.”
On a butcher knife.
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“Do not use orally.”
On a toilet bowl cleaning brush.
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