“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”
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It will all be over by this time next week, so today has to be the day for a special Christmas helping of seasonal puns.
Get your groans ready – you’re really going to need them this time!
Enjoy.
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What did Adam say the day before Christmas?
It’s Christmas, Eve!
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What is the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the regular alphabet?
The Christmas alphabet has no L.
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What does Tarzan sing at Christmas time?
Jungle Bells, Jungle bells.
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What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Claustrophobic.
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What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas?
Thanks, I’ll never part with it!
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How do sheep in Spain say Merry Christmas?
Fleece Navidad!
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What’s the best present for a train conductor?
Platform shoes.
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What is a parent’s favorite Christmas carol?
Silent Night.
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Before it starts to sell its Christmas trees
the garden center gets really spruced up!
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Why does Scrooge love Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer?
Because every buck is dear to him.
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What nationality is Santa Claus?
North Polish
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Why was Santa’s little helper depressed?
Because he had low elf esteem.
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What Santa had a motorbike instead of a sleigh, what kind would it be?
A Holly Davidson of course!
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If Santa and Mrs. Claus had a baby, what would he be?
A subordinate Claus.
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“Why don’t we ever hear about ‘Olive,’ the 10th reindeer?” asked Bert.
“What 10th Reindeer?” asked Scott.
“You know. Olive, the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names.”
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What does a reindeer do when he has an upset stomach?
He takes an elk-a-seltzer.
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What do you call an ELF who sings?
A Wrapper!
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