“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”
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They say that all you have to do is ask.
Well, I’m asking, so I guess the rest is up to you.
Here you go….
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Why doesn’t onomatopoeia sound like what it is?
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Does a fish get cramps after eating?
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Why is it when two planes almost hit each other it is called a near miss ? Shouldn’t it be called a near hit ?
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Why isn’t palindrome spelled the same way backwards?
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Why is it called TOOTHbrush when you brush all of your teeth?
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Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?
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If someone invented instant water, what would they mix it with?
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How did a fool and his money get together in the first place?
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Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift?
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If carrots are so good for the eyes, how come I see so many dead rabbits on the highway
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Where does the fire go when the fire goes out?
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So what’s the speed of dark?
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Is reading in the bathroom considered Multi-Tasking?
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Why do grocery stores buy so many checkout line registers if they only keep 3 or 4 open?
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If anything’s possible, then is it possible that nothing’s possible?
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Does anyone actually kill two birds with one stone?
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Where in the nursery rhyme does it say humpty dumpty is an egg?
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