“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”
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What I said in the title of today’s selection of quiz show answers is very true. They are getting dumber!
Another thing that we can establish beyond reasonable doubt is that stupid people should not be allowed near bicycles.
Here’s this week’s lot, you’ll see what I mean.
Enjoy.
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Q: In books that are written in English, each line is printed and read starting at which side of the page?
A: The right
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Q: The song by Elvis that on its reissue in 2005 became the 1000th number one single in UK chart history is entitled “One…” what?
A: A Little Less Conversation
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Q: In solid geometry, What H is the name given to half a sphere?
A: Half a circle
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Q: Which iconic cartoon family made their film debut in 2007, 20 years after their show was first broadcast on American television?
A: The Osbournes
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Q: How many wheels does a unicycle have?
A: Two
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Q: In medicine, the phrase “contagious disease” literally means an illness that is spread by which of the five senses?
A: Sight.
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Q: In science, what was the surname of the German physicist who is credited with the invention of the mercury thermometer?
A: Mercury
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Q: In slang, which three-letter word precedes “shop” to make a rhyming term for a police station?
A: Nick
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Q: The role of the plump teenager Tracy Turnblad, played by Nikki Blonsky in the 2007 film “Hairspray,” was played in the 1988 original by Ricki who?
A: Tomlinson
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Q: Name the funny men who once entertained kings and queens at court.
A: Lepers.
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Q: Which French Mediterranean town hosts a famous film festival every year?
A: I don’t know, I need a clue.
Q.: OK. What do beans come in?
A: Cartons?
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Q: Who had a worldwide hit with What A Wonderful World?
A: I don’t know.
Q: I’ll give you some clues: what do you call the part between your hand and your elbow?
A: Arm.
Q: Correct. And if you’re not weak, you’re . . .?
A: Strong.
Q: Correct – and what was Lord Mountbatten’s first name?
A: Louis.
Q: Well, there we are then. So who had a worldwide hit with the song What A Wonderful
World?
A: Frank Sinatra?
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Q: What is the capital of Italy?
A: France.
Q: France is another country. Try again.
A: Oh, um, Benidorm.
Q: Wrong, sorry, let’s try another question. In which country is the Parthenon?
A: Sorry, I don’t know.
Q: Just guess a country then.
A: Paris.
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Q: What is another name for ‘cherrypickers’ and ‘cheesemongers’?
A: Homosexuals.
Q: No. They’re regiments in the British Army who will be very upset with you.
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Q: Oscar Wilde, Adolf Hitler and Jeffrey Archer have all written books about their experiences in what: prison, or the Conservative Party?
A: The Conservative Party.
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Q: How many wheels are there on a unicycle?
A: Three.
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Q: In traffic, what ‘J’ is where two roads meet?
A: Jool carriageway
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Q: How many metres are there in a kilometre?
A: Three.
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Q: How many wheels does a tricycle have?
A: Two.
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Q: What was Gandhi’s first name?
A: Goosey, goosey
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