“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”
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Well if you can answer the question in the title of this post then you’re off to a good start. I know what my speel chekkar says, and I think that it is wrong.
Which brings me to another short semi-rant in the form of a question. Why does the WordPress speel chekkar keep highlighting the word “wordpress” as being spelled incorrectly?
Think on that as you tackle the rest of today’s (cue the wavy red line) conundra!
Enjoy.
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If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go?
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When you open a bag of cotton balls, is the top one meant to be thrown away?
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If blind people wear dark glasses, why don’t deaf people wear earmuffs?
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If corn can’t hear, why does it have an ear?
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If crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight?
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If everything is part of a whole, what is the whole part of?
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If humans get a charley horse, what do horses get?
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If I save time, when do I get it back?
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If man evolved from apes why do we still have apes?
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If our knees were on the backs of our legs, what would chairs look like?
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If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
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If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?
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If tin whistles are made out of tin, what do they make fog horns out of?
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If you didn’t get caught, did you really do it?
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Can you be a closet claustrophobic?
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If a mute child swears, does his mother wash his hands?
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