“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”
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The title of this post says ‘confounding all the laws of the intellect’, and I don’t think that is any exaggeration. These people take questions, often simple questions, run it through what passes for their mind and then out of their mouths come answers that are so far away from correct it is sometimes quite staggering.
Anyhow, enough from me.
Here is the latest selection.
Enjoy.
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Q: What country does the spiritual leader the Dalai Lama come from
A: Scotland.
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Q: What is the currency in India?
A: Ramadan.
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Q: Skegness is a seaside resort on the coast of which sea:
a) Irish Sea,
b) English Channel,
c) North Sea?
A: Oh, I know that, you can start writing out the cheque now, Dale. It’s on the east coast, so it must be the Irish Sea.
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Q: Bob Hope was the fifth of how many sons?
A: Four.
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Q: Which ‘S’ is a kind of whale that can grow up to 80 tonnes?
A: Ummm .. .
Q: It begins with ‘S’ and rhymes with ‘perm’.
A: Shark.
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Q: Which literary hunchback lived in Notre Dame and fell in love with Esmeralda
A: Nostradamus.
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Q: What is the capital of Italy
A: France.
Q: France is another country. Try again.
A: Oh, um, Benidorm.
Q: Wrong, sorry.
Let’s try another question
Q: In which country is the Parthenon
A: Sorry, I don’t know.
Q: Just guess a country.
A: Paris.
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Q: What’s 11 squared?
A: I don’t know.
Q: I’ll give you a clue. It’s two ones with a two in the middle.
A: Is it five?
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Q: What religion was Guy Fawkes?
A: Jewish.
Q: That’s close enough.
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Q: What was signed to bring World War I to an end in 1918?.
A: Magna Carta?
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Q: What ‘K’ could be described as the Islamic Bible?
A: Er…
Q: It’s got two sylla-bles… Kor…
A: Blimey?
Q: Ha ha ha, no. The past participle of run…
A: Silence
Q: Okay, try it another way. Today I run, yesterday I…
A: Walked?
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Q: What name is given to the condition where the sufferer can fall asleep at any time?
A: Nostalgia.
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Q: In which European country is Mount Etna?
A: Japan.
Q: I did say European country… I can let you try again.
A: Er… Mexico?
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Q: How long did the Six Day War between Egypt and Israel last?
A: (long pause) 14 days.
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Q: In which country would you spend shekels?
A: Holland?
Q: Try the next letter of the alphabet.
A: Iceland? Ireland?
Q: It’s a bad line. Did you say Israel?
A: No.
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Q: Where is Cambridge University?
A: Geography isn’t my strong point
Q: There’s a clue in the title
A: Leicester?
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Q: Which is the largest Spanish-speaking country in the world?
A: Barcelona
Q: I was really after the name of a country
A: I’m sorry, I don’t know the name of any countries in Spain
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Q: Where did the D-Day landings take place?
A: (after pause): Pearl Harbor?
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Q: What happened in Dallas on November 22, 1963?
A: I don’t know, I wasn’t watching it then
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