“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”
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Yes, some of you pretend not to, but come on, admit it, I know you really like these awful jokes dressed up as puns and word plays.
Here’s another lot for you to pretend to hate!
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Bill used to date an English teacher, but she dumped him.
She didn’t approve of his improper use of the colon.
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What’s better than seeing a woman wrestle?
Seeing her box.
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I had an appointment at the sperm bank today, but I had to call up to say I couldn’t come.
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I asked a pretty, young, homeless woman if I could take her home, and she said yes with a big smile.
The look on her face soon changed when I walked off with her cardboard box.
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I had a crazy dream that I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram.
I was like, 0mg!
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My girlfriend just said to me, “Did you know, butterflies only live for two days?”
I said, “Honey, I think that’s a myth.”
She said, “No, it’s definitely a butterfly.”
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I think jokes about fat people are horrible.
Don’t you think they have enough on their plate?
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I shot someone with a starting gun.
I’ve been charged with race crimes
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I got an e-mail saying ‘At Google Earth we can read maps backwards!’
I thought, “That’s just spam.”
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Capitalization is the difference between
“I helped my uncle Jack off a horse,”
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“I helped my uncle jack off a horse.”
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Call it a hunch, but I’m pretty sure I have an abnormal convex curvature of the upper spine.
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My brother came out of the closet today.
I knew I should have used a better lock.
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The other day I saw a man playing Dancing Queen on the Didgeridoo.
I thought, that’s Aboriginal.
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