“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”
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More photos for this weekend.
Nothing beats a perfectly taken photo except perhaps a perfectly timed photo.
You will find a selection of the latter variety below.
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“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”
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Yes, it’s another Quiz Show Monday and time to examine the workings of the inner minds that really don’t work so well.
Enjoy.
(Now where did I put that flask???)
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Q: Name a cable TV channel the whole family can watch together
A: UPN (He meant “USPN”)
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Q: Name something men would carry inside bras, if they started wearing them
A: Flask
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Q: Name something you see at every college football game
A: Alcohol
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Q: Name a food people put ketchup on
A: Bacon
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Q: Name something you do while you sunbathe
A: Lay in the sun
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Q: Name a place where you might see another person take off all their clothes
A: The mall
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Q: Name a specific place where you’d hate to be during a major power failure
A: In a car
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Q: Name a famous “Arnold”
A: Arnold & Willis
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Q: The country you think has the most exciting men? (Asked to 100 women)
A: Paris
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Q: Name a month that’s also a person’s name
A: January
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Q: Name something with a hole in the middle
A: Hole punch
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Q: Name something people hold still for
A: When they have to go to the bathroom
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Q: How long an extramarital affair lasts
A: 3 days
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Q: Name a fact about Al Gore
A: He’s a Republican
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Q: The section of the newspaper in which you’d be shocked to find your name
A: Weddings
A: Lost and Found
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Q: The fastest selling drug
A: Marijuana
A: Vicodin
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Q: The person who is most likely to be on George W. Bush’s dartboard
A: Jesse Jackson
A: Larry King
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Q: Name something that comes in pairs
A: Bananas
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Q: Name something little kids don’t like to wear
A: Shirts
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Q: Name a vegetable that grows in the ground
A: Cabbage
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“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”
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More pun fun today. It’s amazing how bad a joke you can get away with when there’s a pun or two involved. The evidence can be found below.
Enjoy.
A man’s home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.
Dijon vu – the same mustard as before.
Practice safe eating – always use condiments.
Is a shotgun wedding a case of wife or death?
A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy.
A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play.
Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
Reading while sunbathing makes you well red.
When two egotists meet, it’s always an I for an I.
A bicycle can’t stand on its own because it is two tired.
What’s the definition of a will? (It’s a dead giveaway.)
She was engaged to a boyfriend with a wooden leg but broke it off.
A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.
The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.
They tried to save him with an I.V. but it was all in vein.
Stir-fry cooks come from all woks of life.
Did your hear about the illiterate fisherman who was lost at c?
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