“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”
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Why indeed!
I certainly never question the popularity of puns.
So here is another word play day for toy to…..
Enjoy or endure!
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I went to see my doctor with chronic depression.
I said, “Feeling any happier these days doc?”
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My friend certainly knows how to make an entrance.
He just put up my new front door.
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I’ve just broken all my DVDs of Japanese cartoons.
I’m my own worst anime.
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My dog just swallowed my phone
and got it stuck in his throat,
I’m going to ring his neck.
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Just for a laugh, I changed the font at our local church
but the Vicar wasn’t happy.
It took him half a day to get it back
to Times New Roman.
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I’ve gone off them a bit now,
but there was a time when I used to really dig graves.
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My new girlfriend really takes my breath away.
She’s inflatable.
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I could hear the wife moaning about
a wobbly shelf in the kitchen.
I soon fixed that.
I turned the TV up.
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I’m fed up with my friend Adam.
He walks round like he is God’s gift to women.
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My dad was watching a news broadcast about Gaza.
He was so shocked he dropped hezbollah cornflakes.
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My wife left because she thinks
I have an obsession with electricity.
I was like, “Watt, I’m shocked….
it hertz me when you say stuff like that.
Currently I’ve not been myself I admit,
but it would help if you had some positive input in
my life instead of being negative.
But none of that matters any more,
I’m going ohm.”
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I’m planning on becoming a shepherd.
It’s easy, I herd.
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My next song is about subtraction.
Take it away…
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Leaving her living room,
a blonde finds her husband lying unconscious
at the foot of the stairs and in a panic she calls ‘911’.
“My husband’s fallen down the stairs,” she cries.
“Calm down, madam,” the operator tells her,
“do you know what caused the fall?”
“No, what?”
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Shop assistants are so rude these days.
I went into the DVD store and asked if they had
any about people stranded on a desert island.
The assistant told me to get lost.
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