“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”
You may discover the true meaning of life in today’s post (naw, okay, you probably won’t). Nevertheless here is a selection of questions that needed asking but that no one ever asks – until now, that is.
Why do people say ‘the sky is the limit’ when there are footprints on the moon?
If a lawyer says to the judge “I’m Lying”, is he telling the truth?
Why do we call it ‘after dark’ when it’s really ‘after light’?
Why isn’t the number 11 pronounced ‘onety-one’?
What if the Hokey Pokey REALLY IS what it’s all about?
Why is there only 12 hours on a clock?
If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is it considered rape or shoplifting?
How long is a piece of string?
Can animals commit suicide?
Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don’t lay eggs!
Did London Bridge ever fall down?
Is it possible to be allergic to water?
Why do super-heroes wear their underwear on the outside of their clothes?
Why are women and men’s shoe sizes different?
What was the best thing BEFORE sliced bread?
How do you make seven even?
Why do they call it a ‘Television Set’ when there’s only one?
How fast do you need to cook for it to be considered ‘Fast Food’?
Where does the ‘o’ come from when we abbreviate the word ‘number’?
Why do they imply the ‘birds and the bees’ get up to something together?