“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”
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There’s no getting away from it, the letter ‘n’ does divide opinion.
And so too does that little word play device called the Pun.
For those who like them and for those who like to hate them here is another selection.
Enjoy or Endure!
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Getting a job repairing revolving doors
was a real turning point in my life.
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I have a friend who is ambidextrous illiterate…
He can’t write anything with both hands.
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My wife asked me “Would you say that I was likeable?”
I said “No love, bulls are male. You’re like a cow.”
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What is Stephen Hawking’s favourite cream?
sQWERTY.
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I’ve never asked a rhetorical question.
How cool is that?
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I once got asked to do a sketch of
an old gameshow host dressed up as a Charlies Angel.
I drew Barrymore.
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There’s a gang going through our town,
systematically shoplifting clothes in size order…
The police believe they’re still at large.
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I know a guy who has one eye bigger than the other.
His name is Iain.
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A recent study proved that I shouldn’t try
to add unnecessary rooms to my house.
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There is a remote tribe
that worships the number Zero.
Is nothing sacred?
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What cheese do you use
to disguise horse meat?
Mascarpone.
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Yesterday, a Lumberjack slipped
and cut into his leg with a chainsaw.
He lost a lot of blood, but although
they managed to stem the flow,
paramedics say he is still not out of the woods yet.
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I’m not afraid of flying.
I am, however, afraid of being 35,000 feet
in the air and suddenly “not” flying.
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I don’t know what the fascination is with strip clubs.
It’s just the same old thong and dance.
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Elton John has got so fat recently, he is having
to have his trousers specially made for him,
He’s had to say goodbye normal jeans…
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