“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”
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It’s April Fool’s Day and what more appropriate post than to have our final look (for now) at the fools who need warning labels on everything and the fools who write the warnings.
Enjoy the stupidity.
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“Remove the plastic wrapper.”
The first instruction on a
bag of microwave popcorn;
BUT to see the instructions,
one first has to remove the plastic
wrapper and unfold the pouch.
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“Take one capsule by mouth
three times daily until gone.”
On a box of pills.
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“Open packet. Eat contents.”
Instructions on a packet of airline peanuts.
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“Remove wrapper,
open mouth,
insert muffin,
eat.”
Instructions on the packaging
for a muffin at a 7-11.
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“Use like regular soap.”
On a bar of Dial soap.
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“Instructions: usage known.”
Instructions on a can of black pepper.
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“Serving suggestion: Defrost.”
On a Swann frozen dinner.
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“Simply pour the biscuits into a bowl and
allow the cat to eat when it wants.”
On a bag of cat biscuits.
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“In order to get out of car,
open door, get out, lock doors,
and then close doors.”
In a car manual.
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“The appliance is switched on by setting
the on/off switch to the ‘on’ position.”
Instructions for an espresso kettle.
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