“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”
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Thankfully it isn’t curtains for Pun Day either.
Here is another selection for you to….
Enjoy or endure!
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I bought a herb plant today.
It’s in great condition.
It’s mint.
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I missed my miniature Indian musical
instrument practice last night.
I couldn’t find a baby sitar.
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Q.S.V.X.X.
The National Society
of Bad Abbreviators.
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I can’t seem to get on the Lilt website.
It keeps saying it’s refreshing!
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I went to the doctor’s today.
He said, “You’re dying.”
I said, “How do you know?”
He said, “Your eyebrows are a different color.”
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Have you ever wondered what
happened to the first Timbuk?
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Saw a man this morning wheel spinning in the snow
not really getting anywhere. He was furious.
Shouting, swearing, going absolutely mental.
He needs to get a grip, I thought to myself.
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I was almost late for my Cocaine Awareness lecture.
Talk about cutting it fine.
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Know who I blame for the rise of drugs in schools?
The supply teachers.
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Nine of my mum’s sisters have been standing
outside the Church all night holding candles.
You can’t beat vigil aunties.
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I’ve just bought a new sub-zero refrigerator.
How cool is that?
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I went to an Italian restaurant
and they had spaghetti on the menu.
So I had to call the waiter to wipe it off.
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I never apologize.
I’m sorry,
but that’s just the way I am.
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My therapist isn’t being very supportive
because she thinks I’m never going to be able
to stop exposing myself to women.
Well I’ll show her.
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My boss asked me to find him a bulldog clip today.
So I emailed him a YouTube video of one riding a skateboard.
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