“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”
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There is indeed a fine line between hyphenated words – haven’t you noticed?
Yes, it’s the day to play on words, or play with words.
Whatever way you want to put it, it’s pun day!
Enjoy or endure!
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The other day I held the door open for a clown.
I thought it was a nice jester.
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I thought my Granny was going to get me a jumper for my birthday
but she just gave me a card again.
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I play for my shop fitting company’s football team.
We are great on the counter attack.
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I’ve sent a few angry letters to my Congressman.
A ‘G’ and three ‘R’s.
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I had a good morning today, I met Cameron Diaz.
And her brother, Buenos.
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I’m lying in bed listening to the Carpenters…
Who are taking way too long installing the new kitchen.
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I’ve just started a new extermination company
that specialises in felines.
I’m calling it curiosity.
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L’Oreal Saudi Arabia.
Burkas you’re worth it.
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My other half reckons I might have schizophrenia!
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I took a poll recently,
and 100% of the strippers asked
were angry they had nothing to dance on.
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“OK son, what do you understand
by the word ‘omniscient’?”
He said, “God knows…”
What a clever little boy!
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I’m writing a post about storms.
So far, it’s just a rough draft.
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Did you hear about the mexcian train killer?
He had locomotives.
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What’s the singular of ‘werewolves’?
‘I’m a wolf’.
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I was gob smacked when my Swedish friend came to
visit from the states and was now living as a woman.
He was Bjorn in the U.S.A.
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