Did They Really Mean To Say That? – Newspaper Headline Nightmares, Part Fourteen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”

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Latest edition of the midweek look at the newspaper nightmares. 

The philosophy seems to be that if you are an idiot you should let as many people as possible know!

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‘A Sad Ray Gun, Man’

“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”

‘A Sad Ray Gun, Man’

Did you get it?

Yes. its ‘Anagram Sunday’.

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‘rescued’

secured

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‘mother-in-law’

woman hitler

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‘David Letterman’

nerd amid late tv

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‘snooze alarms’

alas no more z’s

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‘To cast pearls before swine’

One’s labor is perfect waste

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‘Vacation Times’

I’m Not as Active

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‘The Hilton’

Hint: Hotel

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‘Payment received’

Every cent paid me

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‘Postmaster’

Stamp Store

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‘School master’

The classroom

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‘The Hurricanes’

These churn air

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‘Waitress’

A stew, Sir?

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‘certainly not’

can’t rely on it

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‘Emperor Octavian’

Captain over Rome

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‘a perfectionist’

I often practice

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‘A shoplifter’

has to pilfer

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‘asteroid threats’

disaster to earth

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‘Breasts’

Bra sets

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‘Contradiction’

Accord not in it

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‘I think therefore I am’

I fear to think I’m here

 

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