Wouldn’t You Like To Know The Answers To Some Of These Questions?

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It’s Tuesday and time for a few more of those questions that we would like to know the answers to had we had the presence of mind to ask them in the first place. 

The last one is my favorite.

Enjoy.

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Is there not a better name for the third hand on the watch than calling it the second hand?

clock face animation

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If you are asked to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth and your the main witness, what if you say “no”?

witness swearing an oath to tell the truth in court

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How does a Real Estate company sell its office without causing confusion?

for sale sign

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Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?

why does rain drop and snow fall

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Is it rude for a deaf person to talk (sign) with their mouth full of food?

sign language

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Why isn’t there a special name for the tops of your feet?

cartoon feet drawing

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If milk goes bad if not refrigerated, does it go bad if the cow isn’t refrigerated?

cartoon cow

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Why is a boxing ring square?

boxing ring

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When it rains, why don’t sheep shrink?

confused sheep

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Why do they report power outages on TV?

power outage

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Why do we put suits in a garment bag and put garments in a suitcase?

cartoon suitcase

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Do Chinese people get English sayings tattooed on their bodies?

Chinese name tattoo

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Do glow-in-the-dark objects stop glowing when somebody turns the lights on?

Glow in the dark objects

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Why do they call them apartments when they are all stuck together?

cartoon apartments

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Why is it so hard to remember how to spell MNEMONIC?

mnemonic

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If you keep trying to prove Murphy’s Law, will something keep going wrong?

Murphy's Law

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How do you throw away a garbage can?

garbage can

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Why are there five syllables in the word monosyllabic ?

why are there five syllables in the word monosyllabic?

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Is it possible to be totally partial?

totally partial.

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Who decided what order to put the alphabet in?

order of the alphabet

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The Brain-To-Mouth-Bypass Mishaps Of Joe Public And Friends – Yes, Another Quiz Show Monday Folks!

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Yesterday you were in the hot seat trying to answer some questions. But I’m sure you did better than this lot and your questions were much trickier than these.

Feel superior and enjoy the brain-to-mouth-bypass mishaps of Joe Public and friends.

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Q: In literature, Arthur C. Clarke’s “2010: Odyssey Two” was primarily set in what century?

A: Third

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Q: What is 2 times 5?   

A: 7     

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Q: What name is given to the field of medicine that concerns the health of women?        

A: Womenology

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Q: The law of what organization states that its members are “brave, clean and reverent”

A: Alcoholics Anonymous   (Answer: Boy Scouts)          

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Q: The name of which Caribbean island literally means “rich port” in Spanish?      

A: Port Richmond

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Q: What is half of 1,000

A: 100  

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Q: According to Hallmark, what type of gift should be given on the 50th wedding anniversary?    

A: Greeting card

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Q: What animal builds dams and lodges?          

A: Sheep

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Q: Who is the only Marx brother that remained silent throughout all their films?    

A: Karl 

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Q: What Tennessee congressman fought at the Battle of the Alamo?      

A: Al Gore

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Q: What ‘S’ is one of the seven deadly sins in Christianity?        

A: Science

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Q: What part of the human body is closest to the floor when we are walking?      

A: Head           

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Q: What 20 year old Russian tennis star released a fitness video called “Basic Elements?”          

A: Arnold Schwarzenegger

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Q: In 1973, President Nixon issued a statement saying “I am not a…” what?        

A: Canadian

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Q: What is the largest planet visible from Earth?

A: The moon    

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Q: On TV’s “Cheers,” which actress played bar manager Rebecca Howe?

A: Ted Dansen 

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Q: The Governor’s mansion in the state of Georgia is located in which city?        

A: Alabama

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Q: What does the “U” stand for in the name of the dissolved country U.S.S.R.?  

A: Russia

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Q: What is the capital of New Jersey?   

A: Delaware

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Q: What computer company’s name is abbreviated IBM?

A: Apple

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Now Why Didn’t I Ask That? – It’s Another Twenty Questions For Tuesday

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Although some of these questions are a bit daft, some of them have a “Now why didn’t I ask that” quality about them too. So why didn’t you, and if you didn’t does that mean you know the answers?

Enjoy!

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Why do they say an American football team is the ‘world champion’ when they don’t play anybody outside the US?

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Do stuttering people stutter when they’re thinking to themselves?

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If you put a chameleon in a room full of mirrors, what color would it turn?

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What are the handles for corn on the cob called?

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Why do British people never sound British when they sing?

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Why do we press the start button to turn off the computer?

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Do your eyes change color when you die?

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If a bunch of cats jump on top of each other, is it still called a dog pile?

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Do sheep get static cling when they rub against one another?

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How old are you before it can be said you died of old age?

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If K.F.C Stands for ‘Kentucky Fried Chicken’, Why do they play sweet home Alabama on the commercials?

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If people with one arm go to get their nails done, do they pay half price?

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What type of animal is Snuffaluffagus?

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If you had a three story house and were on the second floor, isn’t it possible that you can be upstairs and downstairs at the same time?

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Why do they call it ‘getting your dog fixed’ if afterwards it doesn’t work anymore?

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Does a ‘Marks-A-Lot’ marker, mark any more than a regular marker?

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What happens when you put a lightsaber in water?

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If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it?

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How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?

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Do movie producers still say “lights, camera, and action” when it is a dark scene?

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