Yes folks, this being Christmas week we have a bumper Christmassy edition of the quiz.
All the questions have a Christmas theme and there are plenty of them this week, so this quiz should keep you going over the holidays.
As usual, if you get stuck, you can find the answers waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay down below, but NO cheating please!
Merry Christmas and enjoy.
.
.
Q. 1: If you were born on Christmas day, what would be your Zodiac sign?
.
.
Q. 2: In which century was Christmas first celebrated?
.
.
Q. 3: What significance is holly in celebrating Christmas?
.
.
Q. 4: In the familiar song ‘The 12 Days of Christmas’, what is the gift on the fourth day?
.
.
Q. 5: In the 1998 movie what actor whilst out Christmas shopping suddenly finds himself an “Enemy of the State”?
.
.
Q. 6: Who discovered Christmas Island in 1777?
.
.
Q. 7: Who wrote the song “I’m dreaming of a white Christmas”?
.
.
Q. 8: Plus or minus one year, how long does it take a Scotch Pine Christmas tree to reach a typical retail height of 6 to 7 feet?
.
.
Q. 9: One of the most popular floral gifts at Christmas is the Poinsetta, but what country did Poinsettias originally come from?
.
.
Q. 10: At the end of the war in Vietnam, when Saigon fell, the signal for all Americans to evacuate was what song by Bing Crosby being played on the radio?
.
.
Q. 11: What was Scrooge’s business partner called?
.
.
Q. 12: When exactly is ‘The Twelfth Night’?
.
.
Q. 13: Why was Boxing Day so named?
.
.
Q. 14: Who composed the music for the festive season ballet ‘The Nutcracker’?
.
.
Q. 15: Which Italian cake, popular at Christmas, belongs to Tony?
.
.
Q. 16: What job was first taken by James Edgar in 1890?
.
.
Q. 17: In which celebrated movie does James Stewart attempt suicide one Christmas?
.
.
Q. 18: The Bible doesn’t say when Jesus was born. Pope Julius I made this decision in which year?
a) 50 AD b) 350 AD c) 750 AD d) 1250 AD
.
.
Q. 19: Mr and Mrs Hilton had a little boy who was born on Christmas Day 1887, and went on to found of one of the world’s largest Hotel chains, but what was his first name?
.
.
Q. 20: The names of which two reindeer mean ‘Thunder’ and ‘Lightning’?
.
.
Q. 21: What is the name of the fruit sauce which is a traditional accompaniment to the Christmas Turkey?
.
.
Q. 22: The American ad writer Robert L. May invented which colorful Christmas character in 1939?
.
.
Q. 23: The German Christmas song ‘Tannebaum’ is translated into English as what?
.
.
Q. 24: What does the word ‘Bethlehem’ mean?
.
.
Q. 25: Before Pope Julius I decided that December 25th was the day Jesus was born, on which day did early Christians celebrate the birth of Jesus?
.
.
Q. 26: Coca Cola made our modern Father Christmas for an advertising campaign, but prior to that, what color robes did he wear?
.
.
Q. 27: Which ‘Christmas’ word means ‘turning of the sun’?
.
.
Q. 28: Complete the title of each of the following Christmas movies.
a) Holiday… b) We’re No… c) The Bells of… d) It’s A Wonderful…
.
.
Q. 29: What was the name of Scrooge’s clerk in a Christmas Carol?
.
.
Q. 30: Advent candles are a popular Christmas tradition in many cultures. What does the word advent mean?
.
.
Q. 31: Which nickname for Hollywood sounds Christmassy?
.
.
Q. 32: Which pudding with a misleading name was banned by English Puritans because it was deemed to be ‘sinfully rich’?
.
.
Q. 33: The Greek word for ‘Messiah’ was ‘Xristos’(Christ). What do all of these words mean translated?
.
.
Q. 34: In the movie ‘Die Hard 2’, which airport did the terrorist take over on Christmas Eve?
.
.
Q. 35: Many people claim that the first unofficial football (soccer) international between Germany and a Scotland-England side was played on a Christmas Day. The pitch or playing field was found between what?
.
.
Q. 36: In which country does an ugly old witch named ‘Bafana’ deliver presents on the 6th of December?
a) Australia b) Austria c) Italy d) Mexico
.
.
Q. 37: There are two ‘Christmas islands’, in which oceans are they located?
.
.
Q. 38: In which city is Kevin left ‘Home Alone’ at Christmas? (the first Home Alone)
.
.
Q. 39: “Good King Wenceslas looked out on the feast of Stephan”. What is the name of the country where Wenceslas was king? (Will accept either the ‘old’ or ‘modern’ name of the country.)
.
.
Q. 40: Which Christmas tradition, said to have originated in Germany, was banned in the Soviet Union until 1935?
.
Q. 41: In which country is St. Nick called ‘Sinterklaas’?
.
.
Q. 42: Which Christmas gift of the very highest quality, also known as ‘Oil of Lebanon’, comes from Oman?
.
.
Q. 43: Why was December 25th chosen as Christmas Day?
.
.
Q. 44: Who said, “You’ll want all day tomorrow, I suppose “?
.
.
Q. 45: Which popular poem did Clement Clark Moore write for his six children in 1822?
.
.
Q. 46: The following all mean ‘Merry Christmas’ in which language? (A point for each!)
a) Hyvaa joulua b) sung tan chuk ha c) froehliche weihnacten
d) mele kalikimaka e) god jul f) boas festas g) kala christouyenna
.
.
Q. 47: Superstition dictates that when making mince pies for Christmas one should always stir in which direction?
.
.
Q. 48: Which Christmas tradition did the very busy Sir Henry Cole introduce in 1843?
.
.
Q. 49: The Christmas movie ‘Miracle on 34th Street’ has been remade many times. Who won a best supporting actor Oscar for the role of Kris Kringle in the original 1947 movie and which two time Oscar winner played Kris in the 1994 remake?
.
.
Q. 50: Which song begins with “Are you hanging up your stocking on the wall”?
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
ANSWERS
.
Q. 1: If you were born on Christmas day, what would be your Zodiac sign?
A. 1: Capricorn.
.
.
Q. 2: In which century was Christmas first celebrated?
A. 2: In the 4th century.
.
.
Q. 3: What significance is holly in celebrating Christmas?
A. 3: The early church banned mistletoe, so holly was substituted.
.
.
Q. 4: In the familiar song ‘The 12 Days of Christmas’, what is the gift on the fourth day?
A. 4: 4 Calling Birds.
.
.
Q. 5: In the 1998 movie what actor whilst out Christmas shopping suddenly finds himself an “Enemy of the State”?
A. 5: Will Smith
.
.
Q. 6: Who discovered Christmas Island in 1777?
A. 6: Captain Cook.
.
.
Q. 7: Who wrote the song “I’m dreaming of a white Christmas”?
A. 7: Irving Berlin.
.
.
Q. 8: Plus or minus one year, how long does it take a Scotch Pine Christmas tree to reach a typical retail height of 6 to 7 feet?
A. 8: 7 years.
.
.
Q. 9: One of the most popular floral gifts at Christmas is the Poinsetta, but what country did Poinsettias originally come from?
A. 9: Mexico.
.
.
Q. 10: At the end of the war in Vietnam, when Saigon fell, the signal for all Americans to evacuate was what song by Bing Crosby being played on the radio?
A. 10: White Christmas.
.
.
Q. 11: What was Scrooge’s business partner called?
A. 11: Jacob Marley.
.
.
Q. 12: When exactly is ‘The Twelfth Night’?
A. 12: The evening of the 5th of January.
.
.
Q. 13: Why was Boxing Day so named?
A. 13: After the custom of giving Christmas Boxes/Tips to workmen/tradesmen.
.
.
Q. 14: Who composed the music for the festive season ballet ‘The Nutcracker’?
A. 14: Tchaikovsky.
.
.
Q. 15: Which Italian cake, popular at Christmas, belongs to Tony?
A. 15: Panettone. (Anthony or Tone’s bread).
.
.
Q. 16: What job was first taken by James Edgar in 1890?
A. 16: He was the first department store Santa.
.
.
Q. 17: In which celebrated movie does James Stewart attempt suicide one Christmas?
A. 17: It’s A Wonderful Life.
.
.
Q. 18: The Bible doesn’t say when Jesus was born. Pope Julius I made this decision in which year?
a) 50 AD b) 350 AD c) 750 AD d) 1250 AD
A. 18: Answer b) 350 AD.
.
.
Q. 19: Mr and Mrs Hilton had a little boy who was born on Christmas Day 1887, and went on to found of one of the world’s largest Hotel chains, but what was his first name?
A. 19: Conrad.
.
.
Q. 20: The names of which two reindeer mean ‘Thunder’ and ‘Lightning’?
A. 20: Donner and Blitzen.
.
.
Q. 21: What is the name of the fruit sauce which is a traditional accompaniment to the Christmas Turkey?
A. 21: Cranberry.
.
.
Q. 22: The American ad writer Robert L. May invented which colorful Christmas character in 1939?
A. 22: Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer.
.
.
Q. 23: The German Christmas song ‘Tannebaum’ is translated into English as what?
A. 23: Christmas Tree.
.
.
Q. 24: What does the word ‘Bethlehem’ mean?
A. 24: House of meat (Arabic) or House of bread (Hebraic)
.
.
Q. 25: Before Pope Julius I decided that December 25th was the day Jesus was born, on which day did early Christians celebrate the birth of Jesus?
A. 25: The 6th of January or feast of the epiphany. (Greek for appearance or revelation).
.
.
Q. 26: Coca Cola made our modern Father Christmas for an advertising campaign, but prior to that, what color robes did he wear?
A. 26: Green. (As a sign of the returning Spring.)
.
.
Q. 27: Which ‘Christmas’ word means ‘turning of the sun’?
A. 27: Yuletide (Yule means wheel in old Norse language).
.
.
Q. 28: Complete the title of each of the following Christmas movies.
a) Holiday… b) We’re No… c) The Bells of… d) It’s A Wonderful…
A. 28: a) …Inn b) …Angels c) …St. Marys d) …Life
.
.
Q. 29: What was the name of Scrooge’s clerk in a Christmas Carol?
A. 29: Bob Cratchit.
.
.
Q. 30: Advent candles are a popular Christmas tradition in many cultures. What does the word advent mean?
A. 30: Arrival.
.
.
Q. 31: Which nickname for Hollywood sounds Christmassy?
A. 31: Tinseltown.
.
.
Q. 32: Which pudding with a misleading name was banned by English Puritans because it was deemed to be ‘sinfully rich’?
A. 32: Plum pudding. (Incidentally, there are no plums in plum pudding, just sugar, raisons, suet, flour and various spices boiled in a bag till ‘plum’)
.
.
Q. 33: The Greek word for ‘Messiah’ was ‘Xristos’(Christ). What do all of these words mean translated?
A. 33: The ‘annointed’ one.
.
.
Q. 34: In the movie ‘Die Hard 2’, which airport did the terrorist take over on Christmas Eve?
A. 34: Dulles International Airport (Washington DC).
.
.
Q. 35: Many people claim that the first unofficial football (soccer) international between Germany and a Scotland-England side was played on a Christmas Day. The pitch or playing field was found between what?
A. 35: Between the trenches in no mans land, Christmas 1914. (No match report is available but it seems the Germans won 3-2.)
.
.
Q. 36: In which country does an ugly old witch named ‘Bafana’ deliver presents on the 6th of December?
a) Australia b) Austria c) Italy d) Mexico
A. 36: Answer c) Italy.
.
.
Q. 37: There are two ‘Christmas islands’, in which oceans are they located?
A. 37: The Pacific and Indian oceans.
.
.
Q. 38: In which city is Kevin left ‘Home Alone’ at Christmas? (the first Home Alone)
A. 38: Chicago.
.
.
Q. 39: “Good King Wenceslas looked out on the feast of Stephan”. What is the name of the country where Wenceslas was king? (Will accept either the ‘old’ or ‘modern’ name of the country.)
A. 39: Bohemia, now known as the Czech Republic.
.
.
Q. 40: Which Christmas tradition, said to have originated in Germany, was banned in the Soviet Union until 1935?
A. 40: Christmas trees.
.
.
Q. 41: In which country is St. Nick called ‘Sinterklaas’?
A. 41: Holland.
.
.
Q. 42: Which Christmas gift of the very highest quality, also known as ‘Oil of Lebanon’, comes from Oman?
A. 42: Frankincense.
.
.
Q. 43: Why was December 25th chosen as Christmas Day?
A. 43: To compete with a pagan celebration.
.
.
Q. 44: Who said, “You’ll want all day tomorrow, I suppose “?
A. 44: Scrooge to Bob Cratchit in Dicken’s ‘A Christmas Carol’.
.
.
Q. 45: Which popular poem did Clement Clark Moore write for his six children in 1822?
A. 45: A visit from St. Nicholas (The night before Christmas) “It twas the night before Christmas when all through the house……”
.
.
Q. 46: The following all mean ‘Merry Christmas’ in which language? (A point for each!)
a) Hyvaa joulua b) sung tan chuk ha c) froehliche weihnacten
d) mele kalikimaka e) god jul f) boas festas g) kala christouyenna
A. 46: Answers a) Finnish b) Korean c) German d) Hawaiian e) Norwegian
f) Portugese and, g) Greek
.
.
Q. 47: Superstition dictates that when making mince pies for Christmas one should always stir in which direction?
A. 47: In a clockwise direction.
.
.
Q. 48: Which Christmas tradition did the very busy Sir Henry Cole introduce in 1843?
A. 48: The sending of Christmas wishes on mass produced Christmas cards. The first cards depicted a family toasting an absent friend with the words “Merry Christmas and a happy New Year to you”.
.
.
Q. 49: The Christmas movie ‘Miracle on 34th Street’ has been remade many times. Who won a best supporting actor Oscar for the role of Kris Kringle in the original 1947 movie and which two time Oscar winner played Kris in the 1994 remake?
A. 49: Edmund Gwenn and Richard Attenborough.
.
.
Q. 50: Which song begins with “Are you hanging up your stocking on the wall”?
This week I have a bumper seasonal selection of word plays or puns that are all about or related to the Christmas Holiday Season. Some of them will sleigh you!
They aren’t any better or worse than normal, just themed.
And please don’t say they themed better last week!!!
Enjoy.
.
.
Doing puns is my stocking trade at this time of year…
.
.
Why was Santa’s little helper depressed?
Because he had low elf esteem.
.
.
What would you get if you ate the Christmas decorations?
Tinselitis.
.
.
What did the salt say to the pepper at Christmas?
Season’s Greetings.
.
.
What do monkeys sing at Christmas time?
“Jungle bells, jungle bells, jungle all the way.”
.
.
Why did they ask the turkey to join the band?
Because he had the drum sticks.
.
.
What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas?
Thanks, I’ll never part with it!
.
.
A man walks into a diner desiring breakfast.
The waitress seats him and he asks what the specials are.
She tells him the Christmas special is Eggs Benedict.
He orders the special.
A little later, the waitress comes out with the Eggs Benedict, served on hubcaps.
Surprised, he asks why the hubcaps instead of regular plates?
Her response?
“There’s no plates like chrome for the Hollandaise.”
.
.
If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get?
Missle toe!
.
.
What is Santa’s primary language?
North Polish.
.
.
Is Christmas the one day of the year we can all say our children are truly gifted!
.
.
What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an iPad?
A pineapple.
.
.
Why does Santa like to go down chimneys?
Because it soots him!
.
.
Won’t all that soot make him sick? No. He’s had his flue shot.
.
.
What famous playwright was intimidated by Christmas?
Noel Coward
.
.
How do sheep in Spain say Merry Christmas?
Fleece Navidad!
.
.
“Wouldn’t just gold and frankincense do?” the third wise man demurred.
.
.
Why do you have to make sure the fire is out for Santa Claus coming down the chimney?
Coz if you didn’t you’d end up with a Crisp Cringle?
.
.
What is a computer nerd’s favorite hymn?
Oh, .com all ye faithful!
.
.
Why wasn’t the turkey hungry at Christmas time?
Because he was stuffed.
.
.
Once there was a Tsar in Russia whose name was Rudolph the Great.
One day as he was standing in his house with his wife he looked out the window and saw something happening.
He says to his wife, “Look honey. It’s raining.”
She, being the obstinate type, responded, ”I don’t think so, dear. I think it’s snowing.”
But Rudolph knew better. So he says to his wife, ”Let’s step outside and we’ll find out.”
Lo and behold, they step outside and discover it was in fact rain.
So Rudolph turns to his wife and says, ”I knew it was raining. Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear!”
.
.
If you don’t believe in Xmas parties do you still remain eggnogstic?
.
.
When the innkeeper’s assistant told Joseph there was no room at the Inn, he said “I’d like to see the manger.”
.
.
I was fed up by the time I got to my last present so I wrapped it up.
.
.
Are people who are afraid of Santa Claus-trophobic?
.
.
Oh, like I hadn’t heard that old chestnut before.
.
.
“Why don’t we ever hear about ‘Olive,’ the 10th reindeer?” asked Bert.
“What 10th Reindeer?” asked Scott.
“You know. Olive, the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names.”
.
.
Scrooge loves all the male reindeer, because every buck is dear to him.
.
.
What do you call Santa’s helpers?
Subordinate Clauses.
.
.
Just before Christmas, an honest politician, a generous lawyer and Santa Claus were riding in the elevator of a very posh hotel.
Just before the doors opened they all noticed a $20 bill lying on the floor.
Which one picked it up?
Santa of course, because the other two don’t exist!
.
.
Then there was the golfer who played on Christmas and hit a birdie. It was a partridge on a par 3.
.
.
The garden center got all spruced up to sell Christmas trees.
.
.
This is not fir I can’t think of any more.
.
.
What is there left to say except have a Happy Holly Day.
Another Monday and more quiz show answers. Those that know about these things tell me that the universe is expanding. All I can tell you it would need to be expanding fast because the amount of stupidity in the world is accelerating at a phenomenal rate.
Want proof?
Read on….(and enjoy)
.
Q: An article of clothing kids usually don’t like wearing
A: Gap
Q: An occupation in which you disguise your appearance
A: Doctor
Q: Name something women borrow from each other
A: Husbands
Q: Name a bad place to look for good husband material
A: Family Reunion
Q: Name something you put under a pillow
A: Radio
Q: An astronaut
A: Neil Young
Q: Name something a man wears to bed
A: Condom
Q: Name a room in the house where the family gathers
A: Bathroom
Q: Name something people do when they’re alone
A: Make love
Q: Name something starting with “egg”
A: Excellent
A: Eggland
Q: Someone you’d never want to see the results of your IQ test
A: The IRS
Q: Name a pie that does not contain fruit
A: Lemon Meringue
Q: An ugly color
A: Puce
Q: The one thing people know about Rosie O’Donnell.
A: That she was the wife on the TV show “Roseanne”
Q: Name something a wife tells her husband to put on
A: Makeup
Q: Name something a woman out on a date would hate to discover on her face
A: Booger
Q: Name a department in a supermarket
A: Lingerie
Q: Name something you keep in the drawer beside your bed
A: Contraceptives
Q: Name a magazine that many men get subscriptions to as gifts
A: Playgirl
Q: The one word that people yell at the end of a performance
A: “I love you.”
Q: Someone Bugs Bunny might invite to his birthday party
A: Doc
Q: Name something that might get backed up
A: Trash
A: Yourself
Q: Name something you know about Rudy Giuliani
A: Absolutely nothing
Q: Name something you’d yell at if it stopped working
A: Spouse
Q: Name a game show title that best describes your marriage
A: Happy Days
Q: Name a food that’s red on the inside
A: Kiwi
Q: The talent show with the crankiest judges, past or present
A: America’s Funniest Home Videos
Q: Name something you wash once a week
A: Self
Q: Name a TV show with the word “family” in it, past or present
fasab 