“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”
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Pun day!
Steel yourselves for some more rather bad jokes.
There must be a few out there with masochistic tendencies because you seem to enjoy puns or word play jokes.
Me too.
So let’s get on with today’s selection.
Enjoy!
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I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft.
Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again
that you can’t have your kayak and heat it too.
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn’t find any.
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Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married.
The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent.
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Banning the bra was a big flop.
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Is a book on voyeurism a peeping tome?
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Khakis: What you need to start the car in Boston.
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A pessimist’s blood type is always b-negative.
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A guy walks into the psychiatrist wearing only shorts made from Bubble wrap.
The psychiatrist says, “Well, I can clearly see you’re nuts.”
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Two wrongs don’t make a right.
But three rights make a left.
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Thieves broke into the carpet store last night.
Police think it might be rug related.
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Corduroy pillows. They’re making headlines.
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Why was the dog standing still?
Because it was on paws.
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A woman has identical twins and gives them up for adoption.
One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named “Ahmal.”
The other goes to a family in Spain; they name him “Juan.”
Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother.
Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Ahmal.
Her husband responds, “They’re twins for goodness sake! If you’ve seen Juan, you’ve seen Ahmal.”
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