Happy New Year And Thirteen Questions To Start Off 2013

“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”


Well, we made it. We have successfully traveled through time and here we are in 2013. Yippeee and all that.

So a very Happy New Year to one and all.

And to get us off to an easy start here are thirteen simple questions, well questions anyhow, to ease us into 2013.




If any word should be spelled the way it sounds it should be “phonetic”, so why isn’t it?

phonetic alphabet

And why is “abbreviation” such a long word?

why is abbreviation such a long word?


Can fat people go skinny-dipping?

cartoon fat people skinny dipping


How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign?

deer crossing


Why is experience always what you get when you didn’t get what you wanted?



If a funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their lights off?

snowman funeral 


Whose cruel idea was it for the word “lisp” to have an “s” in it?


What hair color do they put on the drivers licenses of bald men?

 hair dye for bald men


If the person who plays the piano is called a pianist, why is the person who drives a racecar not called a racist?

 racist pianist


Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, “I think I’ll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink what ever comes out”?



When you put ‘THE’ and ‘IRS’ together, it forms ‘THEIRS’. Coincidence? I think not?



Why are rubber duckies yellow when most real duckies aren’t?

rubber duckie 


Why do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front?