“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”
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What better way to begin November than with another selection of those jokes that we just love to hate?
Okay,okay, I’m sure there are a lot better ways, but these will have to do for now.
Enjoy!
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I used to do rock climbing as a youth, but I was much boulder back then.
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He said I was average – but I thought he was just being mean.
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It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.
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When the cannibal showed up late to the luncheon, they gave him the cold shoulder.
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What is the difference between a nicely dressed man on a tricycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?
A tire.
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I should have been sad when my flashlight batteries died, but I was delighted.
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I get my large circumference from too much pi.
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Alcohol and calculus don’t mix so don’t drink and derive.
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It’s better to love a short girl than not a tall.
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Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food coloring.
The doctor says I’m OK, but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside.
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When the TV repairman got married the reception was excellent.
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A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was ticketed for littering.
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Is a cardboard belt just a waist of paper?
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A friend told me he dug a hole in my backyard and filled it with water.
I thought he meant well.
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The little old woman who lived in a shoe wasn’t the sole owner
– there were strings attached.
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Math teachers have lots of problems.
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I was going to buy a book on phobias, but I was afraid it wouldn’t help me.
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For a while, Houdini used a lot of trap doors in his act,
but he was just going through a stage.
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He didn’t tell his mother that he ate some glue.
His lips were sealed.
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It’s a fact, taller people sleep longer in bed.
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