“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”
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Yes, if the election didn’t make you groan, here’s your chance.
Its bad joke pun day!
Enjoy them if you can.
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It wasn’t school John disliked it was just the principal of it.
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A toothless termite walked into a tavern and said, “Is the bar tender here?”
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An electrician is a bright spark who knows what’s watt.
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Women who wear $200.00 perfume obviously are known to have no common scents.
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Did you hear about the fire at the circus? The heat was in tents.
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A baker stopped making donuts after he got tired of the hole thing.
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Communism first took off in the insect kingdom when a wary wasp joined the cagey bee.
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In the winter my dog wears his coat,
but in the summer he wears his coat and pants.
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Did you hear about the raisin that wined about how he couldn’t achieve grapeness.
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Opening a new funeral parlor can be quite an undertaking.
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I tend to avoid funerals, I’m not really a mourning person.
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The grammarian was never late. In fact he was always very punctual.
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I dropped out of my communism class because of lousy Marx.
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I finished my trigonometry exam without a secant to lose.
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To many girls the word ‘marriage’ has a nice ring to it.
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Those who stare at the moon are optimists.
They only look at the bright side.
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Tennis players don’t marry because Love means Nothing to them.
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Can Napoleon return to his place of birth?
Of Corsican.
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