“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”
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Dumb was about the only word that could describe today’s lot of quiz show contestants, but even that wasn’t enough so I said it three times (and that went along with the video at the end, who was it said, I like it when a plan comes together).
So here you are.
Hope you find something to make you smile this Monday. I’m away to count me toes.
Enjoy!
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Q: Which American actor is married to Nicole Kidman
A: Forrest Gump.
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Q: On which street did Sherlock Holmes live?
A: Er . . .
Q: He makes bread .. .
A: Er . . .
Q: He makes cakes .. .
A: Kipling Street?
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Q: Which of these is a city in Germany: Hanoi, Hanover or Hangover?
A: Hanoi.
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Q: In what year was President Kennedy assassinated?
A: Erm .. .
Q: Well, let’s put it this way – he didn’t see 1964.
A: 1965?
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Q: What’s the Prince of Wales’s Christian name?
A: Err . . .
Q: Here’s a clue: he was married to Diana.
A: Err . . .
Q: It begins with a ‘C’.
A: No idea.
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Q: What was the name of Tony Blair’s chief spin-doctor who resigned last year?
A: Iain Duncan Smith.
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Q: Arrange these two groups of letters to form a word – CHED and PIT.
A: Chedpit.
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Q: How many toes would three people have in total?
A: 23.
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Q: I’m looking for an island in the Atlantic whose name includes the letter ‘e’.
A: Ghana.
Q: No, listen. It’s an island in the Atlantic Ocean.
A: New Zealand.
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Q: What is the world’s largest continent?
A: The Pacific
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Q: Name a film starring Bob Hoskins that is also the name of a famous painting by Leonardo Da Vinci.
A: Who Framed Roger Rabbit?
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Q: In which European city was the first opera house opened in 1637?
A: Sydney.
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Q: What was signed to bring World War I to an end in 1918?
A: Magna Carta.
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Q: What international brand shares its name with the Greek goddess of victory?
A: (after long deliberation): Erm, Kellogg’s?
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Q: Name a book written by Jane Austen.
A: Charlotte Bronte.
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Q: What is the name of the French-speaking Canadian state?
A: America?
A: Portugal?
A: Canada?
A: Mexico?
A: Italy?
A: Spain?
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Q: How many days in a leap year?
A: 253.
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Q: What is the county town of Kent?
A: Kentish Town?
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Q: Who wrote Lord of the Rings?
A: Enid Blyton
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Q: In which European country are there people called Walloons?
A: Wales.
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Q: Dizzy Gillespie is famous for playing . .. what?
A: Basketball.
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