“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”
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An English Prince and a German with a problem feature in today’s word play.
Plus a lot more for you to….
Enjoy or endure!!
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I’m really big in Japan.
I’m 5′ 10″.
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My friend has a heroin addiction.
He can’t stop reading
Wonder Woman comics.
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I’ve just watched a documentary
on TV about belching.
I think it was a repeat.
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The camping shop were advertising
their new tent in the window,
They call it the ‘Shakespeare’.
The sign said…
This is the discount of our winter tent.
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I just got fired from my job,
where I disposed of dangerous
materials from building sites.
I don’t know why, though.
I did asbestos I could!
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I was reading the newspaper to a
friend of mine who is blind.
One notice said there was a faith healer
performing in town tonight who reckons he
can cure anything, even blindness.
My friend said he might turn up to that,
just to see.
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Those who believe that love conquers all
have never played tennis.
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I went to a party for meteorologists yesterday.
Lovely atmosphere.
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I saw a capsized boat today.
It was very small.
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What do you call a German whose honest
about their flatulence problem?
A Frankfarter.
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I just read that the movie POMPEII is on tonight.
I haven’t even seen the first Pompe yet.
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I had an out of body experience yesterday.
I was completely beside myself.
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As the chauffeur opened the door
for Prince Charles he said,
“Still raining, sir.”
“Yes,” said Prince Charles,
“but she can’t go on forever.”
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Buzz Aldrin’s best pick-up line.
“Hey, I was the second man on the moon.
Neil before me.”
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“Son, you’re just not cut out to be a mime.”
“Is it something I said?”
“Yes.”
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