“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”
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Heed the warning in the title, another selection of warning signs written for the chronically stupid follows.
That these have to be written is a tragedy in itself. That most of them seem to be written by they very people they are aimed at is one of those mysteries that may take years to solve.
In the meantime, enjoy.
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“Malfunction: Too less water.”
A notice left on a coffee machine.
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“Prescriptions cannot be filled by phone.”
On a form in a clinic.
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“You could be a winner!
No purchase necessary.
Details inside.”
On a bag of Fritos.
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“Fits one head.”
On a hotel-provided shower cap box.
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“Payment is due by the due date.”
On a credit card statement.
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“No small children.”
On a laundromat triple washer.
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“Warning: Ramp Ends In Stairs.”
A sign, correctly describing the end of a
concrete ramp intended for handicap access to a bridge.
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“Take care: new non-slip surface.”
On a sign in front of a newly renovated ramp
that led to the entrance of a building.
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“In case of flood, proceed uphill.
In case of flash flood, proceed uphill quickly.”
One of the emergency safety procedures at a summer camp.
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“Ingredients: Artificially bleached flour, sugar,
vegetable fat, yeast, salt, gluten, soya flour,
emulsifier 472 (E) & 481, flour treatment agents,
enzymes, water.
May contain ……….fruit.”
The ingredients list on a package of fruit buns.
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“100% pure yarn.”
On a sweater.
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“Some materials may irritate sensitive skin.
Please look at the materials if you believe this may be the case.
Materials:
Covering: 100% Unknown.
Stuffing: 100% Unknown.”
On a pillow.
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