“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”
Evelyn Hamilton is 37 years old.
She is from Lufkin, Texas.
And she is a complete idiot.
She’s also in jail because she is a complete idiot.
Not that being a complete idiot is a crime – although it should be.
Instead Evelyn Hamilton is in jail because her feeble brain told her to call the East Texas police to complain about
– wait fot it –
the quality of the marijuana she had purchased from a dealer!
Apparently the dealer had refused to return her money when she complained, so in her empty head, phoning the police about him would get him into trouble, but not her.
But when Sgt. David Casper went to her house after the call to the police, and asks her if she was still in possession of the drugs, he says she pulled the small amount of marijuana from her bra.
More of a smoke than a smoking gun, I grant you, but the Sergeant arrested her anyway on a charge of possession of drug paraphernalia.
Good one Evelyn!