“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”
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We’re playing with the meanings of words again.
Yes it’s another pun day.
Enjoy!
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Why do they call it a strip mall
if I’m the only one with my clothes off?
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They say that all the best ideas will always fit on a beer mat.
Like a beer, for example.
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When chatting up women, saying “you have beautiful eyes”
is one of the more cornea things to say.
They can see right through it.
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If you want to see real change…..
Always pay with cash.
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My girlfriend keeps telling me that making
clothes based puns is really not funny.
Corset is!
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If you have a lot of tension and you get a headache,
do what it says on the aspirin bottle:
“Take two aspirin” and “Keep away from children.”
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Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring?
He decided to stick it out for one more year.
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BA has made a statement about flights out of Heathrow:
“I ain’t getting on no plane, fool!”
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There are 10 types of people in this world.
Those who understand binary and those who don’t.
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Why is it so groovy to be a test tube baby?
Because you get a womb with a view.
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If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea.
Does that mean that one out of five enjoys it?
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Is dancing cheek-to-cheek really a form of floor play?
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It’s wasn’t that the man did not know how to juggle,
he just didn’t have the balls to do it.
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I hate it when I find a piece missing from a jigsaw.
But I love it when I find a piece missing from a jigsaw.
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