“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”
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A little nerdy pun in the title to set the tone for today, because it’s another Pun Day.
Some more plays on words, which you will either….
Enjoy or endure!
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I was thinking of getting a tattoo on my palm
On the other hand I might not bother.
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I’m giving away a free gate.
Honestly, there’s no catch.
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A Rastafarian just gave my friend a haircut.
He looks dreadful.
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Just been thinking, Hooters should do a home delivery service.
They could call it Knockers.
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Whenever anybody asks what I do.
I tell them I’m a Thai boxer, to make myself sound hard.
Sounds better than telling them
I pack men’s neckwear in a warehouse.
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I find it difficult to count in
Roman numerals until the number 159.
Then it just CLIX.
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If you’d like to know more about bulimia,
just do a Google search and see what it throws up.
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I used to live in a tire, but it got a puncture.
Now I just live in a flat.
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Statistically speaking,
the word “duck” is 75% obscene.
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To those men who whinge and whine
saying it’s too hard to cultivate apples,
I say, “Grow a pear.”
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I want to thank my friend, who looked up
“Agglomeration” for me in the dictionary.
It means a lot.
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Do you think that a Clairvoyants meeting has
ever been cancelled due to unforeseen events.
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I’ve written a book about
an Apartment block for Midgets.
It’s a collection of short storeys.
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My Korean friend died last week.
So Yung…
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Apparently Matt Damon believes in two things:
Sequels, and reincarnation.
Basically, he thinks he’ll be Bourne again.
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