german Shepherd, puppy, puppies, “Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”
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Today Part Thirteen of our look at the Classified Ads that turned out a little bit differently than originally planned.
Verification in print that stupidity is alive and well.
Enjoy!
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“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”
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I’ve been doing puns for a while now and it seems that a lot of other people like them too. I just can’t figure out the reason. I mean the jokes themselves are, to say the least, sometimes contrived and quite bad. Yet people groan, grimace and laugh and come back for more – me included, I’m just not sure why.
If you think you have the answer do let me know.
Meantime enjoy this week’s selection.
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The other day someone left a piece of silly putty in my house. I didn’t know what to make of it.
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My wife has left me because I am a compulsive gambler. I’d do anything to win her back.
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Some people are making Rapture jokes like there’s no tomorrow.
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Tea is for mugs.
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Did you hear about the physics student who couldn’t understand quantum theory? He was thicker than a Planck!
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A woman was attacked by a troupe of mime artists. They performed unspeakable acts on her.
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Wind turbines. I’m a big fan.
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NBC News: Two pedestrians die in collision. How fast must they have been walking?
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Don’t you just hate it when people think there clever but use the wrong grammar?
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Iraq drastically needs to reduce its car bomb footprint.
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A book just fell on my head. I’ve only got myshelf to blame.
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“So, how’s life in North Korea?”
“Well, I can’t complain.”
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How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony? It’s not hard.
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Cocaine is never a solution. Unless, of course, you dissolve it in water.
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I got a phone call from electric company to say my bill was outstanding. I said, “Thanks!”
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I often say to myself, “I can’t believe that cloning machine worked!”
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When my girlfriend said she was leaving because of my obsession with The Monkees, I thought she was joking. And then I saw her face.
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