“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”
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But puns I do understand.
What is a little more puzzling is why I like them and why so many others do as well.
Still, we can figure out that conundrum another time.
For now it’s another Pun Day, so….
Enjoy or endure!
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I bought a cheap Jack-in-a-box
and it’s not much good.
It doesn’t surprise me.
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Some guy came up to me in the street today
and said “Wow, you look odd.”
I replied “Well, so do you.”
“Guess that made us even.”
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I’ve just come back from the corner shop.
I bought four corners.
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So King Abdullah died,
that should sheikh things up a bit.
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I’ve got a part time job for a company
making rubberized computer keyboards.
It’s flexible shifts.
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Someone stopped me while I was jogging
this morning to ask why I had
duct tape over my mouth.
I didn’t answer.
It’s a running gag.
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A friend of mine bought a second hand
deck of cards from a casino in Las Vegas,
but after four weeks they hadn’t arrived.
When he asked for an update, they said
they were still dealing with his order.
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Did you hear about the fisherman
who was learning Spanish
He got lost at Si
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I’m currently reading a book about
North African invaders during
Medieval times and can’t put it down.
Its very moorish.
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I looked up the definition of
the word “arbitrary” today.
For no particular reason.
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My boss said,
“As part of our cost-saving drive we are
installing energy-efficient lights in the toilets.
They work on a motion detection system.”
I replied,
“That’s all fair and well, but what if
someone’s just going in for a pee?”
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A storm has ripped through
my coconut farm…
I’m desiccated.
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Whenever I find a pretty girl
I look for intelligence.
Because if she doesn’t have that,
then she’s mine!
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I always ask too many questions.
Does anybody know why this is?
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I text a friend the other day asking him
who his favorite composer is.
Surprisingly, he didn’t text Bach.
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