Did They Really Mean To Say That? – Newspaper Headline Nightmares, Part ten !!!!!!!!!!

“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”

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Another midweek treat.

The latest batch of newspaper headline nightmares.

Hope you find something in this example of stupidity to make you smile.

Enjoy

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np_deer

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np_doggystyle

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np_dogsex

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np_drdoom

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np_drowning

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np_drunkcaptain

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np_drunkdate

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np_earthquake

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np_eatery

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np_feetbrake

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np_ferrarisex

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np_findlater

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np_flyingdildo

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np_frequentsex

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Did They Really Mean To Say That? – Newspapers Headlines Nightmares, Part Nine!!!!!!!!!

“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”

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Welcome to the fasab blog.

It’s newspaper headline nightmares day. Day nine of this series to be exact.

And they don’t get any better – thank goodness.

Hope you enjoy this latest batch.

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np_clinton

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np_cocks

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np_cocksbeavers

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np_colon2

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np_composite

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np_condomtruck

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H_3428

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np_cox

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np_crime-scene

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np_crimeduo

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np_cyclisttree

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np_dating

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np_deafpeople

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np_deathkiller

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Did They Really Mean To Say That? – Newspapers Headlines Nightmares, Part Eight!!!!!!!!

“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”

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Welcome to part eight of this series of Newspaper Headline Nightmares.

It is stupidity writ large and by those who should have known better too.

Embarrassment for them but enjoyment for us.

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np_bite

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np_blowjobtest

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np_body

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np_bounty

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np_bridetobe

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np_bugs

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np_bumfightsnp_bumfights

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np_buttcoke

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np_cemetery

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np_cerealrobber

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np_chick

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np_childwinsgun

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Did They Really Mean To Say That? Newspaper Headlines Nightmares, Part Six!!!!!!

“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”

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Today part six of the newspaper headline series.

I’m sure you already have your favorites but there’s more to come.

These mistakes are a lot more commonplace that you might at first think.

If they get enough exposure then maybe in future the people who write these headlines will take a bit more care over their work, but I doubt it.

And all the better for us!

Here we go again.

Enjoy.

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np_Tennesseeaglowovernuclearjobs

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np_thebrahasapairofmilestones

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np_theftoccuredbetweenJanuaryandSunday

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np_topmiddleandbottomhalf

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np_topsecretmissiontolaunchTuesday

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np_totallunareclipse

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np_TurkeysmanurepassthroughSenate

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np_useclothingtokeepwarmer

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np_veteransofthecivilwar

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np_volunteerism

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np_warmerandcoolerweather

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np_warmerweatherwillmakesnowdisappear

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Did They Really Mean To Say That? Newspaper Headlines Nightmares, Part Five!!!!!

“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”

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Some more newspaper headlines today.

It’s quite amazing the capacity people have to get things wrong.

Worse if the result is on view to the general public.

Here is the latest batch.

Enjoy.

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np_pornstarsues

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np_povertymeeting

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np_psychicspredict

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np_scottwantsheadjob

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np_seeingwormafterbowelmovement

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np_seniorluncheon

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np_sewagespill

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np_sexteacher

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np_slowdowncontinutestoaccelerate

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np_starvationcanleadtohealthproblems

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np_suicidebombers

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np_teenpregnancy

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Did They Really Mean To Say That? Newspaper Headlines Nightmares, Part Four!!!!

“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”

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Newspapers are a constant source of amusement.

Sometimes they do it on purpose, but more often than not they do it completely by mistake.

Even worse, they do it while trying to be terribly pompous and precise.

Enjoy this fourth selection in our short series of Newspaper Headline Nightmares!

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np_laxative

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np_localwinnersatdogshow

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np_mancanbedeclaredinsane

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np_manwith8duis

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np_midgetsues

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np_miraclecure

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np_missingteenfoundinColon

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np_nativestudentswellendowed

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np_newsickpolicy

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np_onearmedman

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np_oneinforkidsdropsout

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np_our44stpresident

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np_owneradmitslying

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np_planeslandatairports

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Did They Really Mean To Say That? Newspaper Headlines Nightmares, Part Three!!!

“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”

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Another mid-week selection of linguistic catastrophes in the form of newspaper headlines that went sadly wrong.

I bet the authors were congratulating themselves when they wrote them on how clever they had been.

Sorry (at them), but hurrah to us, they had quite the opposite result.

Enjoy.

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np_dianastillalive

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np_drycleanersworkingonsamespotforyears

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np_dwis

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np_federalagents

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np_firmlosesairport

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np_fishneedwater

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np_funeralhomesbring

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np_gascompanybehindbeans

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np_helppeoplewithgas

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np_homocidevictims

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np_hospitalshiredoctors

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np_housearrest

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np_Kayakinghardwithfrozenwater

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np_lawyersback

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