Did They Really Mean To Say That? – Newspaper Headline Nightmares, Part Fifteen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Another super blooper bundle from the newspapers.

Something in here should rise a smile and provide an embarrassment or two for the editorial staff.

Enjoy.

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np_sorority

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np_spanishtests

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np_sprung_a_leak

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np_stabbed

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np_stickponies

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np_succulentrack

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np_sumosnickers

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np_supreme

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np_taughttoeat

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Did They Really Mean To Say That? Newspaper Headline Nightmares, Part Thirteen!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The midweek look at the newspapers.

Always something in here to amuse and entertain and to show how a little bit of stupidity often goes a long way.

Enjoy.

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np_morgue

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np_news3

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np_obamapackage

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np_nudists

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np_orgy

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np_planecrash

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np_poison

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np_plunge

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np_obamajudge

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np_pools

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np_prisons

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np_PTISucking

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no06

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And finally,

I’ll huff,

and I’ll puff… 

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np_pigshouseblowndown

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Did They Really Mean To Say That? – Newspaper Headline Nightmares, Part Twelve!!!!!!!!!!!!

“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”

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Time for another mid-week look at the papers and to savor a few more newspaper headline nightmares.

Hope at least a few of these make you smile.

Enjoy. 

Oh yes, I nearly forgot – Good old Frasier!  (You’ll see what I mean later.)

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np_ditch

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np_gay

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np_ginger

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np_lawyerkiller

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np_liars

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np_lions

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np_literacy1

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np_longnails

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np_machete

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np_magic-goat

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np_mailman

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np_meanwhile-in-germany

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np_millionaire

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np_mooses

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Did They Really Mean To Say That? – Newspaper Headline Nightmares, Part Eleven!!!!!!!!!!!

“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”

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Another mid week batch of newspaper headline nightmares.

I hope you find at least one or two to raise a smile.

Enjoy.

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np_handjobs

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np_hansolo

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np_happy-hookers

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np_help-rape-victims

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np_holes

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np_holymilk

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np_homeless

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np_homelesssurvivewinter

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np_joint

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np_lackfunds

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np_ladyjacks

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np_girlsschool

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np_giantrats

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np_greattits

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Did They Really Mean To Say That? Newspaper Headlines Nightmares, Part Six!!!!!!

“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”

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Today part six of the newspaper headline series.

I’m sure you already have your favorites but there’s more to come.

These mistakes are a lot more commonplace that you might at first think.

If they get enough exposure then maybe in future the people who write these headlines will take a bit more care over their work, but I doubt it.

And all the better for us!

Here we go again.

Enjoy.

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np_Tennesseeaglowovernuclearjobs

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np_thebrahasapairofmilestones

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np_theftoccuredbetweenJanuaryandSunday

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np_tightend

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np_topmiddleandbottomhalf

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np_topsecretmissiontolaunchTuesday

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np_totallunareclipse

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np_TurkeysmanurepassthroughSenate

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np_useclothingtokeepwarmer

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np_veteransofthecivilwar

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np_volunteerism

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np_warmerandcoolerweather

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np_warmerweatherwillmakesnowdisappear

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np_wehatemath

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Did They Really Mean To Say That? Newspaper Headlines Nightmares, Part Five!!!!!

“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”

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Some more newspaper headlines today.

It’s quite amazing the capacity people have to get things wrong.

Worse if the result is on view to the general public.

Here is the latest batch.

Enjoy.

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np_pornstarsues

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np_povertymeeting

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np_psychicspredict

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np_republicanssplit

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np_scottwantsheadjob

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np_seeingwormafterbowelmovement

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np_seniorluncheon

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np_sewagespill

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np_sexteacher

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np_slowdowncontinutestoaccelerate

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np_starvationcanleadtohealthproblems

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np_suicidebombers

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np_suspectspic

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np_teenpregnancy

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Did They Really Mean To Say That? Newspaper Headlines Nightmares, Part Four!!!!

“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”

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Newspapers are a constant source of amusement.

Sometimes they do it on purpose, but more often than not they do it completely by mistake.

Even worse, they do it while trying to be terribly pompous and precise.

Enjoy this fourth selection in our short series of Newspaper Headline Nightmares!

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np_laxative

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np_localwinnersatdogshow

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np_mancanbedeclaredinsane

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np_manwith8duis

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np_midgetsues

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np_miraclecure

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np_missingteenfoundinColon

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np_nativestudentswellendowed

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np_newsickpolicy

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np_onearmedman

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np_oneinforkidsdropsout

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np_our44stpresident

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np_owneradmitslying

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np_planeslandatairports

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