Quiz Show Quackers, It’s Time Once Again To Meet Joe Public Trying To Think

“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”

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Mondays wouldn’t be the same without a selection of answers given by Joe Public on television quiz shows. Here’s the latest batch from the archives. 

Usual Disclaimer: If you are of a nervous disposition please read the following with caution, severe feelings of intellectual superiority may follow.

Enjoy!

 

 

Q: Name something people want to be buried with         

A: Their home   

 

 

Q: Name a phrase some husbands dread hearing          

A: “Honey, I’m home”    

 

 

Q: Name something you learn how to do from a how-to book     

A: Read           

 

 

Q: Name something that goes off when a fuse blows     

A: Lighter

A: Gas

 

 

Q: Name something that breaks out      

A: A baby         

 

 

Q: Name a holiday usually celebrated on Mondays in order to get a three day weekend   

A: Thanksgiving

A: Somebody’s birthday

 

 

Q: An animal people fear because it’s a man-eater         

A: Hippo           

 

 

Q: Name something you’d hate to be doing on airplane when it hits turbulence    

A: Having sex   

 

 

Q: Name a part of the telephone           

A: The bottom part        

 

 

Q: Name something a baby might hide in his diaper if he didn’t want his mommy to leave home  

A: Kelly Clarkson          

 

 

Q: An unwelcome gift people receive from a cat

A: A bowl         

 

 

Q: An animal whose eggs you’d never eat for breakfast 

A: Hamster       

 

 

Q: Name a tradition associated with Christmas   

A: Hanukkah    

 

 

Q: The worst place to be when you need to use the restroom     

A: On a game show      

 

 

Q: Name something you might find on an old pirate ship, besides pirates           

A: A wrecked pirate ship

 

 

Q: Name something that goes up          

A: An erection

 

 

Q: Name something that is prohibited on most beaches 

A: Sex 

 

 

Q: Name something that falls from the trees      

A: Bird shit       

 

 

Q: Name something that has to warm up before you use it         

A: Wife

 

 

Q: Name a type of foreign money         

A: Monopoly     

 

 

Q: Name a weather term that can also describe your wife           

A: Wet 

 

 

Q: Name a job that helicopters are used for       

A: Tuna fishing 

 

 

Q: Name a happy occasion where you feel a little let down when it’s over

A: Funeral        

 

 

Q: Name something that comes with a summer storm    

A: Snow           

 

 

Q: Name something you wouldn’t want the police to find in the trunk of your car 

 A: Pickles                    

 

 

Q: Besides a house or a car, the most expensive item you own  

 A: Car  

 

 

Q: Name something starting with the word “Club”           

A: Golf club      

 

 

Q: Name a place where people are scolded for falling asleep     

 A: Traffic school

 

 

Q: Name a male dancer

A: Betty Grable 

 

 

Q: Name a famous rock band that starts with the word “The”      

A: The KISS     

 

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Hurrah! It’s Another Meet More Morons Monday!

“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”

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Yes, Monday has rolled round again. And that means it’s time to meet more morons from the quiz show answers archive.

As always, a warning to those of a nervous disposition – this post contains some extreme stupidity, so handle with care.

Enjoy!

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Q: Like “sugar bowl”, a bowl that’s named for the substance it contains    

A: Toilet bowl

 

 

Q: Name something your body has that begins with the letter “L”

A: Lice 

 

 

Q: Name something that makes you feel uneasy all day long if you forget to do it in the morning

A: Get dressed 

 

 

Q: Name a vegetable you stuff 

A: Brussels sprouts

A: Watermelon 

 

 

Q: Name a kind of place where it’s smart to know where the exits are      

A: Church         

 

 

Q: Name something a man might buy his girlfriend a pair of       

A: Boobs

 

 

Q: Name an expensive holiday, besides Christmas        

A: Wedding      

 

 

Q: What is a slang name for policeman?

A: Dick

 

 

Q: What is something that you have to do to get your husband’s attention during the Super Bowl?          

A: Take off your clothes

 

 

Q: What is the longest you’ve ever been on the telephone?

A: Alaska         

 

 

Q: Name a real or fictional, a famous Willie        

A: Willie-the-Pooh         

 

 

Q: Name a beverage you stir before drinking     

A: Water          

 

 

Q: Name a food that makes noise when you eat it          

A: A really loud hamburger         

 

 

Q: Name something a duck and a chicken have in common        

A: They quack  

 

 

Q: Name another word for sleep

A: Sleeping

A: A coma

 

 

Q: What is a slang word for “wife”?       

A: Bitch           

 

 

Q: Name something that is transplanted

A: Brain

 

 

Q: Name a noisy bird    

A: Chipmunk    

 

 

Q: Name something you would cheat on if you knew you wouldn’t get caught     

A: Family Feud 

 

 

Q: Name a street name that is common to cities all over the US  

A: Hollywood Boulevard 

 

 

Q: Name something you tune    

A: Fish 

 

 

Q: What shouldn’t you do in someone else’s car?          

A: Pass gas

A: Get arrested

 

 

Q: Name a game played on a table besides cards         

A: Poker          

 

 

Q: Name something you rent for a party

A: Food

 

 

Q: Name a party game that would be more fun to play in the nude          

A: Monopoly

A: Chess          

 

 

Q: Name a vegetable you marinate        

A: Grapes        

 

 

Q: Name something you’d hate to discover was living in your attic          

A: Furniture      

 

 

Q: Name something Russia is famous for          

A: Russians     

 

 

Q: Name a farm animal that the farmer may grow so fond of, he might not want to eat it  

A: Dog

 

 

Q: Name something a teenage boy can do for hours      

A: Masturbate   

 

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Back To Normal This Monday And That Means More Quiz Show Answers

“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”

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Yes, it’s time to assess the level of general intelligence of the average contestant on television quiz shows.

I suppose, as ever, this post should come with a severe stupidity warning for those of a nervous disposition.

Here we go.

Enjoy!

 

 

Q: Name something a caveman would put on his to-do list         

A: Buy a car

 

 

Q: Name a fictional island         

A: Rhode Island

 

 

Q: Name a fast food restaurant with somebody’s first or last name in the title     

A: Burger King

 

 

Q: Name something twins share while growing up          

A: Mother’s breast        

 

 

Q: Name a man’s name beginning with the letter K         

A: Kentucky Fried Chicken        

 

 

Q: Name an excuse that a girl gives not to invite you in after a date        

A: Her husband is home

 

 

Q: Name a president who served two full terms  

A: Abraham Lincoln

 

 

Q: Name a thing or place dogs are known to drink from 

A: A hydrant     

 

 

Q: Name an animal with three letters in its name 

A: Frog

A: Alligator       

 

 

Q: Name something made of leather that a cowboy uses           

A: Purse          

 

 

Q: Name a yellow fruit  

A: Orange        

 

 

Q: How often a newlywed couple makes love    

A: Three times a day

 

 

Q: Name something you often misplace in your car        

A: Steering wheel          

 

 

Q: Name something that works better after it’s been broken in    

A: Husband      

 

 

Q: Name something everyone knows about Cinderella    

A: She could talk to animals      

 

 

Q: Name a way parents reward children 

A: Time out      

 

 

Q: Name a sport husbands and wives can play together 

A: Kickball

 

 

Q: Name something specific kids leave behind when they move out of the house           

A: Their parents

A: A blender

A: Boyfriend/Girlfriend   

 

 

Q: Name something the English are famous for 

A: Driving on the wrong side of the road  

 

 

Q: Name something on a chihuahua that’s tiny   

A: Its Peter

 

 

Q: Name a hobby people take up for the thrills involved 

A: Stamp collecting       

 

 

Q: Name something that doesn’t work without water       

A: Ice cream cone        

 

 

Q: Name something you make out of flowers    

A: Cookies       

 

 

Q: Name something people do clothed that others don’t

A: Ride a motorcycle     

 

 

Q: Name a product that, according to its commercials, will make you more popular         

A: Toilet paper

 

 

Q: Besides an airplane, something man-made that flies  

A: A jet

 

 

Q: Name a vacation city where you would need a lot of money   

A: Hawaii

A: Europe         

 

 

Q: Name something you see along the side of a street   

A: Carnage       

 

 

Q: Name something a hostess does to let her guests know it’s time to leave       

A: Goes to bed 

 

 

Q: Name something of yours that you hit when it’s not working properly 

A: Your spouse 

 

 

Q: Name one of the seven dwarfs         

A: Snoopy

 

 

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