“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”
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If you add a couple of consonants to one of those vowels you get PUN, which is rather convenient because today is pun day.
You know what’s next.
Enjoy or endure!!
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I really love my fanbase…
without it my fan would fall over.
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When people ask me
what my best quality is,
I always tell them my second best
quality is being mysterious.
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Communicating with Native Americans
… it’s easy when you know How.
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I don’t care what people say,
I’m a terrible psychiatrist.
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My friend was in a go kart race and
kept going even after all his wheels fell off.
It was a tireless effort
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I got so excited in French lessons that
sometimes “oui” would come out
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If you want to know how to see without glasses,
I’ve got some good contacts.
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To all you letters that
want to be before
p in the alphabet,
join the q.
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Walk in fridges.
Pretty cool.
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Everybody has an ego,
mine is just bigger and better.
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Trees can break wind
(and they’re not the only ones!)
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Four thieves were robbing a music
store when the cops turned up.
The first grabbed all the pop CDs and ran off.
The second grabbed the rock CDs and also ran off.
The third grabbed the Jazz and followed suit.
The fourth was forced to take the rap.
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