“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”
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Saturday, and time for another selection of the ever popular Classified Ads.
These attempts to sell goods and services didn’t quite reach the standard required to be themselves classified as intelligent communication.
They are funny though and thank goodness for that.
Enjoy!
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“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”
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The year may have changed since the last bunch of Classified ads, but the stupidity continues as you can see from today’s selection.
I hope you find something in here to make you smile this first weekend of 2013.
Enjoy.
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“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”
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Part eight of the series on classified ads written by the intellectually challenged.
They probably thought what they said was smart. In fact they probably thought that what they said was what they said, only when you read what they said, they said something they didn’t mean to say. If you see what I mean. You soon will.
Enjoy!
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“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”
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Here is installment four of the classified ads. The place where Joe Public gets a chance to show off his or her marketing skills to the world at large.
I’m sure a lot of these were read and reread and drafted and redrafted a number of time to create the perfection that they clearly are.
And I’ve included a nice romantic one at the end for all you ladies.
Enjoy.
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“Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy”
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Yes, it’s another Quiz Show Monday and time to examine the workings of the inner minds that really don’t work so well.
Enjoy.
(Now where did I put that flask???)
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Q: Name a cable TV channel the whole family can watch together
A: UPN (He meant “USPN”)
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Q: Name something men would carry inside bras, if they started wearing them
A: Flask
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Q: Name something you see at every college football game
A: Alcohol
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Q: Name a food people put ketchup on
A: Bacon
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Q: Name something you do while you sunbathe
A: Lay in the sun
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Q: Name a place where you might see another person take off all their clothes
A: The mall
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Q: Name a specific place where you’d hate to be during a major power failure
A: In a car
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Q: Name a famous “Arnold”
A: Arnold & Willis
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Q: The country you think has the most exciting men? (Asked to 100 women)
A: Paris
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Q: Name a month that’s also a person’s name
A: January
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Q: Name something with a hole in the middle
A: Hole punch
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Q: Name something people hold still for
A: When they have to go to the bathroom
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Q: How long an extramarital affair lasts
A: 3 days
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Q: Name a fact about Al Gore
A: He’s a Republican
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Q: The section of the newspaper in which you’d be shocked to find your name
A: Weddings
A: Lost and Found
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Q: The fastest selling drug
A: Marijuana
A: Vicodin
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Q: The person who is most likely to be on George W. Bush’s dartboard
A: Jesse Jackson
A: Larry King
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Q: Name something that comes in pairs
A: Bananas
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Q: Name something little kids don’t like to wear
A: Shirts
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Q: Name a vegetable that grows in the ground
A: Cabbage
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